I want the Secret Service in here right away.
I drink from the keg of glory, Donna.
Shenandoah National Park. Right here in Virginia. We should organize a staff field trip to Shenandoah. I can even act as the guide. What do you think?
You're really gonna let him loose in the White House, where there's liquor and women?
The President would prefer a sandwich. He says roast beef will be fine, pastrami, sliced steak...
You told the press I have a secret plan to fight inflation?
Sweden has a 100% literacy rate, Leo. 100%! How do they do that?
They sent me two turkeys. The more photo-friendly of the two gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo. The runner-up gets eaten.
It says 'P.R.' I thought I knew them all but I don't recognize the manufacturer.
Well, if the whole bus goes off the record, will you tell us why you're going on the trip?
Mr. Tribbey? I'd like to do well on this, my first assignment. Any advice you could give me that might point me the way of success would be, by me, appreciated.
I've never felt like this before.
I know the more jaded among you see this as something rather beneath you. But I assure you that listening to the voices of passionate Americans is beneath no one, and surely not the peoples' servants.
I would have been a great astronaut.
There's always a bit of concern about the two Bartlets. The absent-minded professor with the 'Aw, Dad' sense of humor. Disarming, unthreatening, good for all time zones. And the Nobel Laureate still searching for salvation.
A couple of things. I need you to look at a couple of answers on defense readiness. I need concrete examples of waste in Pentagon procurement. We need two more members of the IRC for post spin. I need you to fill out this marriage license and paperwork for a joint checking account and review this 60-second answer on Rwanda.
But your state of Florida got $12.6 billion in federal money last year - from Nebraskans, and Virginians, and New Yorkers, and Alaskans, with their Eskimo poetry. 12.6 out of a state budget of $50 billion.
Of course I wrote a concession.
You’re right.
Listen, when you get home tonight you're going to be confronted by the instinct to drink alone.
That's when I decided to marry her: a year ago, on our third date.
'You know that line you're not supposed to cross with the President?' 'I'm coming up on it?'
Here's a woman who gets naked, covers herself completely in chocolate, and sings. Does that appeal to you?
You went over my head and you did it behind my back.
So, what do you know now that you didn't know before?
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