I tried to catch some fog. I ________.
When chemists die, they ________.
Jokes about German sausage are the ________.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a ________.
I know a guy who's addicted to ________. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea? ________ it.
I stayed up all night to see where the ________ went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met ________.
I'm reading a book about ________. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about ________. It was a play on words.
They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a ________.
A dyslexic man walks into a ________.
________ jokes aren't funny. Period.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no ________.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with ________.
I didn't like my ________ at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make ________? Boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A ________.
When you get a ________ infection, urine trouble.
What does a ________ do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the ________ was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken ________ are pointless.
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