| Description | Song Title |
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| Queen describes man: accidentally murdered, sold soul, reacquired. | |
| Perry's high school anthem emphasizes skin-hugging denim. | |
| Rolling Stones want to darken world with brushstrokes. | |
| Rub Aguilera the right way, get three wishes. | |
| Is Adams describing sex or teenage band break-up? | |
| Wonder's love song describes process of package mailing. | |
| Gaga wants his love, love, love, despite imperfections. | |
| Bareilles lays down the law, won't be controlled. | |
| Mraz is intimidated by her, but he's hers. | |
| John isn't professing his love to midget ballerina. | |
| For Modest Mouse, goodness always follows bad times. | |
| Beatles encourage title character to go get girl. | |
| The Temptations guess, you say, she brings joy. | |
| Morissette is pissed: her ex quickly replaced her. | |
| Lauper says young women should enjoy life, unrepressed. | |
| Taio Cruz warns in advance: I'll devastate you. | |
| | Description | Song Title |
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| N*Sync wants you out that door: sayonara (thrice!). | |
| Drifters find love beneath pier - Santa Monica, perhaps? | |
| Madonna prefers rich boyfriend to love-struck one. | |
| Something inside Cher says she can't survive break-up. | |
| U2 optimistically encourages you to seize the day. | |
| Beyonce imagines she's a guy, does things right. | |
| P!nk makes toast, wants to get drunk, dance. | |
| Kansas encourages spiritual searching . . . don't you cry anymore! | |
| Mellencamp asks, 'Ain't that America?' - American dream questioned. | |
| Ke$ha gets high off of adoration, likes beard. | |
| Ross shows her true self; not necessarily gay. | |
| Righteous Brothers have been longing for your touch. | |
| Journey will do it exactly as you wish. | |
| Bieber loves her, wonders if they're 'an item.' | |
| Lady Antebellum is drunk at 1:15, ponders dependence. | |
| Joel's ode to instrument player describes bar, escape. | |
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