Monica: Unbelievable, why is your family scottish!?
Joey: Look, It hurt so bad i could only let her do one eyebrow and now..... they don't match!
Joey: When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello.... He'll know what it means.
Ross: No, Homo hhabilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.
Rachel: Get up, get up, get up....... What is that noise??
Joey: Oh, sorry, did i get ya?
Chandler: I got her machine. Joey: Her answering machine?
Rachel: So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!
Joey: Ducks is heads... because ducks have heads.
David: Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
Ross: Oh, please. Hit by a blimp?
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Janice: What a small world!
Ross: It wasn't my best decision, but I couldn't face another failed marriage.
Rachel:How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other?
Phoebe: Why would you kill his fish?
Phoebe: We could eat the wax. Its organic.
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Rachel: Oh, it was horrible. He called me 'young lady'.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Ross: I was in the shower, and as I was...cleansing myself, I, uh...well, I felt something.
Rachel walks in wearing a bright pink dress with a matching hat
Rachel: And, hey, just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich.
Ross: Hey, I, uh, just picked up Ben from school.
Phoebe: I'll be giving someone the greatest gift.
Frankie(Tailor): How long do you want the cuffs?
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. ...No, excuse me, 15. All right, when was 1990?
Ross: We're gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren't we?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be stuck in here! We may have to repopulate the earth.
Phoebe: And, he has one of these. (trying to make a chin dimple with her finger.
Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream!
Joey: Hey, shaving?
Phoebe: Hey, I got you a present
Ross: Rachel's at dinner with Mark, that guy from Bloomingdales. She thinks he's just being really nice to her, but I know he really wants to sleep with her!
Joey: You guys don't know what it's like to put yourself out there like that and then just get shot down.
Joey: But it hurts my Joey's apple.
Joey won't leave a chair he stole from Chandler.
Chandler: Could you want her more? Ross: Who?
Ross: Pivot, Pivot, Pivot
Nora Bing: HI, Chandler. This is Dennis. He's a great guy.... and a fantastic lover.
Monica: The sun is out!
Monica: Chandler. You're smoking again?
Monica: How ya doin'?
Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Frank Jr.: Chandler is a girl. Chandler is a girl.
Joey and Chandler got two lawn chairs, a chick and a duck in their living room.
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