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Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
By Estee Lauder
#1 At Being #2
A Popular Nuke Destination
Keep Your Chin Up!
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
The Land of Opportunism
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Living High Off The Land
Definitely Possibly A Country
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Allah's Cat Box
Plight Of The Living Dead
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Living Fat Off The Land
Escaping The American Dream
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Don't Breathe The Air
Oh, The Injustice!
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
All Better Now Thanks To You
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Bram Stoker's Romania
Unstable At Last
Still Searching For India
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
The Haiti Of Europe
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
South America's Middleman
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
No Child Left Alive
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
The Baltic Drainage Region
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
True Rasta No Develop Country
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Right On The Equatorish
The Horror...The Horror...
A To-Go Nation
An Island Unto Itself
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
How Low Can A Country Go?
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Partners In War Crime
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Properties Available, Inquire Today
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
We Have No Beaches
The Distended Belly Of Africa
One Nation Above God
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
South Africa's South Africa
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Demoted To The Fourth World
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
As Seen On Animal Planet
United In Circular Dancing
Why Read About Suriname?
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Where Everything Is Legal
The Bridebasket Of Europe
God's Pratical Joke
Soon To Be Underwater
Earth's Crawlspace
President Bongo's Private Residence
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Europe's Basement
Neutral...Too Neutral
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Free Admission On Sundays
Willing To Relocate For Work
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
An Island Of Moochers
Ruled By Lemurs
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
The Completist's Genocide
Badly In Need Of A Savior
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Terrorism's Farm Team
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
No Fat Chicks
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Running On Fumes
The Empty Promised Land
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
One Doesn't Blow
All Is Forbidden
Goodbye, Cruel World
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
A Nation In Smithereens
A Mud Hole
About Uzbekistan
'F*** Everyone'
A Human Assembly Line
A Huge Waste Of Space
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
You'll Only Find It On A Map
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
From Rags To Tatters
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Workers Of The World, Survive!
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Inhabitable By 2307
Okay, We Made This One Up
They Had It Coming
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
A Mystical Land Of Junk
It's A Winter Wonderland!
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
A Bad Neighborhood
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
A Money-Rich Nation
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
What Are You Looking At?
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Made In Taiwan
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
On Loan From The U.S.
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
It's All Your Fault
The Catholic Disneyland
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack

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