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Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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SubheadingCountry
Living Fat Off The Land
About Uzbekistan
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Bram Stoker's Romania
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
As Seen On Animal Planet
A Huge Waste Of Space
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
One Nation Above God
What Are You Looking At?
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
They Had It Coming
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Ruled By Lemurs
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
#1 At Being #2
A Human Assembly Line
Where People Go To Say They've Been
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
The Haiti Of Europe
Europe's Basement
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
The Baltic Drainage Region
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
We Have No Beaches
The Land of Opportunism
Neutral...Too Neutral
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
You Will Be Shot On Sight
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
How Low Can A Country Go?
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Why Read About Suriname?
A Mystical Land Of Junk
The Catholic Disneyland
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
All Is Forbidden
From Rags To Tatters
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
SubheadingCountry
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Partners In War Crime
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
The Completist's Genocide
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
A Popular Nuke Destination
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Running On Fumes
'F*** Everyone'
The Empty Promised Land
The Horror...The Horror...
Keep Your Chin Up!
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
A Money-Rich Nation
Okay, We Made This One Up
A Bad Neighborhood
Free Admission On Sundays
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Where Everything Is Legal
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
An Agoraphobic's Hell
President Bongo's Private Residence
By Estee Lauder
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Plight Of The Living Dead
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Demoted To The Fourth World
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Don't Breathe The Air
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Right On The Equatorish
Soon To Be Underwater
Escaping The American Dream
God's Pratical Joke
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Made In Taiwan
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
One Doesn't Blow
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
An Island Of Moochers
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
All Better Now Thanks To You
Earth's Crawlspace
Inhabitable By 2307
SubheadingCountry
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
No Fat Chicks
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
An Island Unto Itself
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A To-Go Nation
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
The Worst Of Both Worlds
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Goodbye, Cruel World
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
South Africa's South Africa
Unstable At Last
Oh, The Injustice!
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
A Nation In Smithereens
Still Searching For India
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Properties Available, Inquire Today
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Terrorism's Farm Team
True Rasta No Develop Country
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Willing To Relocate For Work
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Allah's Cat Box
United In Circular Dancing
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
It's All Your Fault
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
No Child Left Alive
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Definitely Possibly A Country
South America's Middleman
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Living High Off The Land
A Mud Hole
On Loan From The U.S.

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