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QUIZ: Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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All Better Now Thanks To You
Ruled By Lemurs
Terrorism's Farm Team
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Definitely Possibly A Country
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
We Have No Beaches
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Right On The Equatorish
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
The Completist's Genocide
A Bad Neighborhood
An Island Unto Itself
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
The Baltic Drainage Region
All Is Forbidden
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
#1 At Being #2
On Loan From The U.S.
Demoted To The Fourth World
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Where Everything Is Legal
Living Fat Off The Land
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
An Agoraphobic's Hell
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Europe's Basement
'F*** Everyone'
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Living High Off The Land
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
A Money-Rich Nation
Free Admission On Sundays
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Bram Stoker's Romania
They Had It Coming
How Low Can A Country Go?
From Rags To Tatters
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
A Human Assembly Line
Earth's Crawlspace
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Don't Breathe The Air
True Rasta No Develop Country
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
About Uzbekistan
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
It's All Your Fault
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Unstable At Last
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Goodbye, Cruel World
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Still Searching For India
Workers Of The World, Survive!
South Africa's South Africa
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Soon To Be Underwater
A Mystical Land Of Junk
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Willing To Relocate For Work
The Empty Promised Land
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
One Nation Above God
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Plight Of The Living Dead
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Running On Fumes
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
No Fat Chicks
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
The Land of Opportunism
The Haiti Of Europe
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Okay, We Made This One Up
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Badly In Need Of A Savior
A Huge Waste Of Space
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
A Popular Nuke Destination
Neutral...Too Neutral
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
The Catholic Disneyland
Oh, The Injustice!
President Bongo's Private Residence
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
God's Pratical Joke
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Partners In War Crime
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
No Child Left Alive
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
The Horror...The Horror...
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Inhabitable By 2307
A To-Go Nation
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Allah's Cat Box
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
As Seen On Animal Planet
By Estee Lauder
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Escaping The American Dream
Keep Your Chin Up!
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Made In Taiwan
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
A Nation In Smithereens
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
United In Circular Dancing
An Island Of Moochers
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Where People Go To Say They've Been
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Why Read About Suriname?
One Doesn't Blow
What Are You Looking At?
A Mud Hole
South America's Middleman

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