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Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Running On Fumes
The Catholic Disneyland
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Made In Taiwan
Living High Off The Land
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
One Nation Above God
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
On Loan From The U.S.
A Nation In Smithereens
God's Pratical Joke
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
'F*** Everyone'
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Where Everything Is Legal
An Island Unto Itself
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
#1 At Being #2
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
A Mud Hole
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
It's All Your Fault
Soon To Be Underwater
The Completist's Genocide
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Plight Of The Living Dead
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
You Will Be Shot On Sight
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Bram Stoker's Romania
The Bridebasket Of Europe
By Estee Lauder
We Have No Beaches
A Bad Neighborhood
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
How Low Can A Country Go?
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
The Baltic Drainage Region
Definitely Possibly A Country
The Horror...The Horror...
Right On The Equatorish
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
All Is Forbidden
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Unstable At Last
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
No Child Left Alive
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
A To-Go Nation
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Oh, The Injustice!
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Keep Your Chin Up!
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Earth's Crawlspace
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
No Fat Chicks
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Ruled By Lemurs
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
An Island Of Moochers
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
United In Circular Dancing
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
South America's Middleman
A Huge Waste Of Space
Free Admission On Sundays
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Europe's Basement
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Neutral...Too Neutral
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Living Fat Off The Land
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
A Human Assembly Line
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Properties Available, Inquire Today
They Had It Coming
True Rasta No Develop Country
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Demoted To The Fourth World
Allah's Cat Box
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Goodbye, Cruel World
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
An Agoraphobic's Hell
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
From Rags To Tatters
About Uzbekistan
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Partners In War Crime
South Africa's South Africa
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
One Doesn't Blow
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
The Haiti Of Europe
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
A Money-Rich Nation
As Seen On Animal Planet
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Terrorism's Farm Team
Okay, We Made This One Up
Willing To Relocate For Work
Where People Go To Say They've Been
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Don't Breathe The Air
Why Read About Suriname?
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Still Searching For India
The Land of Opportunism
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
A Popular Nuke Destination
What Are You Looking At?
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
All Better Now Thanks To You
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
The Empty Promised Land
Escaping The American Dream
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Inhabitable By 2307
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
President Bongo's Private Residence
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship

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