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Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Inhabitable By 2307
United In Circular Dancing
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
It's All Your Fault
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
An Agoraphobic's Hell
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
A Bad Neighborhood
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Badly In Need Of A Savior
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
About Uzbekistan
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Unstable At Last
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
South America's Middleman
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
The Distended Belly Of Africa
South Africa's South Africa
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
A Huge Waste Of Space
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
God's Pratical Joke
The Haiti Of Europe
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
A Human Assembly Line
Where People Go To Say They've Been
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
As Seen On Animal Planet
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
True Rasta No Develop Country
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
President Bongo's Private Residence
The Worst Of Both Worlds
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Allah's Cat Box
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
The Horror...The Horror...
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Europe's Basement
Oh, The Injustice!
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Where Everything Is Legal
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
We Have No Beaches
Right On The Equatorish
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
How Low Can A Country Go?
Don't Breathe The Air
All Better Now Thanks To You
Ruled By Lemurs
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Bram Stoker's Romania
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Still Searching For India
Partners In War Crime
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Living Fat Off The Land
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Neutral...Too Neutral
Terrorism's Farm Team
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
A Mystical Land Of Junk
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
'F*** Everyone'
The Baltic Drainage Region
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
All Is Forbidden
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Living High Off The Land
A Nation In Smithereens
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
One Nation Above God
Definitely Possibly A Country
Keep Your Chin Up!
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
By Estee Lauder
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
An Island Of Moochers
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Willing To Relocate For Work
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
A Money-Rich Nation
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Soon To Be Underwater
Earth's Crawlspace
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
The Completist's Genocide
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
The Empty Promised Land
What Are You Looking At?
Why Read About Suriname?
Okay, We Made This One Up
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
The Land of Opportunism
Made In Taiwan
No Fat Chicks
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Properties Available, Inquire Today
No Child Left Alive
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Plight Of The Living Dead
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Demoted To The Fourth World
On Loan From The U.S.
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
The Bridebasket Of Europe
A To-Go Nation
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
The Catholic Disneyland
An Island Unto Itself
From Rags To Tatters
Free Admission On Sundays
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
A Popular Nuke Destination
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
One Doesn't Blow
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
They Had It Coming
#1 At Being #2
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A Mud Hole
Goodbye, Cruel World
Escaping The American Dream
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Running On Fumes
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak

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