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Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Demoted To The Fourth World
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
About Uzbekistan
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Europe's Basement
The Baltic Drainage Region
What Are You Looking At?
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
The Horror...The Horror...
On Loan From The U.S.
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
True Rasta No Develop Country
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Unstable At Last
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
A Nation In Smithereens
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
A Popular Nuke Destination
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
You Will Be Shot On Sight
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
How Low Can A Country Go?
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
South Africa's South Africa
Bram Stoker's Romania
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
A Bad Neighborhood
Inhabitable By 2307
We Have No Beaches
Oh, The Injustice!
An Island Unto Itself
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
A To-Go Nation
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
By Estee Lauder
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Keep Your Chin Up!
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
One Nation Above God
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Escaping The American Dream
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Living Fat Off The Land
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Ruled By Lemurs
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Willing To Relocate For Work
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Partners In War Crime
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
A Mud Hole
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
All Better Now Thanks To You
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Neutral...Too Neutral
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Still Searching For India
Definitely Possibly A Country
'F*** Everyone'
Terrorism's Farm Team
From Rags To Tatters
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
A Human Assembly Line
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Where Everything Is Legal
Made In Taiwan
#1 At Being #2
A Huge Waste Of Space
Right On The Equatorish
One Doesn't Blow
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Please Don't Feed The Humans
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Allah's Cat Box
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
The Empty Promised Land
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
The Distended Belly Of Africa
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
An Island Of Moochers
They Had It Coming
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Goodbye, Cruel World
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A Money-Rich Nation
United In Circular Dancing
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Running On Fumes
Soon To Be Underwater
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
No Fat Chicks
The Land of Opportunism
No Child Left Alive
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Okay, We Made This One Up
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
The Catholic Disneyland
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Don't Breathe The Air
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Living High Off The Land
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
God's Pratical Joke
As Seen On Animal Planet
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Why Read About Suriname?
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
South America's Middleman
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
The Haiti Of Europe
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Free Admission On Sundays
All Is Forbidden
Plight Of The Living Dead
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
President Bongo's Private Residence
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
The Completist's Genocide
Earth's Crawlspace
It's All Your Fault
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship

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