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Quiz Updated Jan 17, 2012

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Quote Comedian % Correct
You might be a redneck if...you've ever cut your grass and found a car.Jeff Foxworthy
61.7%
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.Chris Rock
52.4%
Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
50.9%
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.Jerry Seinfeld
44.9%
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.Rodney Dangerfield
38.5%
I had to stop drinkin', cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety.Richard Pryor
31.8%
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.Bill Cosby
25.1%
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.George Burns
22.3%
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Groucho Marx
21.8%
I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
18.4%
Quote Comedian % Correct
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.Bob Hope
17%
When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child … eventually.Steven Wright
15.6%
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.Roseanne Barr
14.4%
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.Ellen Degeneres
13.4%
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Henny Youngman
11.4%
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.Lenny Bruce
8.6%
I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast.Drew Carey
5.8%
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.Dennis Miller
5.1%
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.Lily Tomlin
4.3%
Please, if you ever see me getting beaten up by the police, please put your video camera down and help me.Bobcat Goldthwait
1.5%
 
Number % Answered
20 (all)
0.2%
18-19
0.2%
16-17
0.5%
14-15
1.3%
12-13
3%
10-11
5.5%
8-9
8.4%
6-7
13%
4-5
20.6%
2-3
29.7%
1-1
17.7%

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