... but the barista won’t let her order any coffee because she is wearing lipstick.
... leading twenty-four others, all of whom seem on the brink of collapse. “Twenty-five large coffees,” he says. “It’s been a long trip.'
... and orders strong tea and a scone. He picks up the scone and it crumbles in his hands. “Sorry,” the barista says. “Things fall apart.”
...and orders a latte. He inhales deeply. 'Oh, I would give anything for this coffee to last forever,' he says. 'Really?' says the barista. 'I may be able to help with that.'
... and orders a caramel flan latte. He drinks it and is displeased. Then again, he has only had half a dozen acceptable Starbucks drinks in his life.
...and tries to order a drink. The barista doesn’t notice him.
...The barista writes his name on a coffee cup, then disappears to go and make his coffee. Four acts later, he reappears with the coffee in hand. “I knew I’d see that cup again
... and orders a venti caramel ribbon crunch frappucino blended coffee. “It looks like Paradise,” he breathes as he picks it up off the counter. He drops it immediately.
...“The usual?” asks the barista. He considers the menu for a moment. “Y’know what?” he says. “Let’s start with a clean slate.”
... and orders a coffee black. The barista has a black eye. He nods formally to ____, who takes his coffee to go and leaves in a hurry.
... and orders a coffee, but he doesn’t pay for it himself. He always depends on the kindness of strangers.
... and can’t decide what to order.
... and asks if they have any wine dark teas. The barista goes in back to check. He doesn’t return for 20 years.
... and orders seven pumpkin spice lattes. The barista gives her eight.
... and orders a coffee black. He accidentally picks up someone else’s order and drinks it instead. He spits it out. “Hell is other people’s coffee.' he says.
... and orders tea with hunny.
... and orders a grande cappuccino. She thinks it tastes great, and the other people in the shop seem to agree, so she never orders another drink again.
...and orders a gingerbread latte. He drinks it all quickly, goes up to the counter, and says 'Please sir, may I have some more?' 'Um... we don’t do free refills here, kid.'
...and orders an espresso. He collects his drink, but a rowdy group of boys rushes past him, knocking it to the ground. The espresso cup shatters.
...and orders a tall black coffee. On his way out, he surreptitiously slips a scone into his jacket pocket. The barista spends the rest of his life trying to find him.
... with twelve sled dogs in tow. The barista shows him the door.
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