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Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night
Yeah! That's why you're the judge
Here's my card.
And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state.
Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice
This is the most blatant case of false advertising
I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private
Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you on the charge of... Murder One!
Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play.
As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists
Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog.
Don't worry, Homer. I have a fool proof strategy to get you out of here
Works on Contingency?
You'll be getting more than just a lawyer, Mr. Simpson
Lionel Hutz, executor of Ms. Bouvier's estate.
I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter
Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries
Don't touch my stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty
Milhouse baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer
It's a thorny legal issue, all right