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'This isn't illegal is it? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.'
'She's calling her dad, the sheriff.'
'You better hide, you crazy bitch!'
'How am I supposed to react to that?'
'Parker! Elbows!'
'I think not having to buy me dinner first is kind of the point.'
'I got PCHers riding up and down my street day and night. Now if I was on the bridge that night and if I saw what went down, guy like me, who's got a wife, and a five year-old daug
'I haven't said a thing.'
'Fired would have been fine, but dead... it does the trick just as well.'
'It'll sound twisted, but Tim takes care of me. He's like my dad that way.'
¨So when do you scratch my back?¨
'Do you think I could, like, hire you, or something? To help me find my dog?'
'A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor.'
¨Yeah, you are super-fine.¨
'I am a working single mother, Veronica. The last thing I need is a babysitter. I need a clone.'
'Ah, I don't know. Something to read, cookies, peanut butter if possible, a hacksaw.'
'Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.'
'If this is some kind of joke, please tell me the punchline soon.'
'Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher.'
'If I say Mr. Hartman here is an idiot, that's one thing, but I say he's an idiot and should be strung up and beaten to death. Is that different? I mean, do words matter any more?'
'After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me?'
'I can't be that person, Wallace. I had to come back. And I have to stay.'
'I've worked here two years. You've seen me a hundred times, but you don't notice the little people 'cause you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here.'
'Son, please know that I am proud of you. I know I was tough on you, but I was preparing you to be man of the house.'
'I've got something on you...mmpf....mmpf...'
'He just can't get over what I did. I think I blew it, Veronica. I went momentarily crazy, and it's going to cost me the guy I love.'
¨Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me, too, I was like, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S...duh...'
'Choir boy. Cub Scout. Starving actor. Mega-star. Husband. Father. Adulterer. Cradle-robber. Murderer.¨
''Queer eye for the dead guy' has Petey wearing a rhinestone fricking rainbow! Seriously, ever heard of butch?'
'You can't do that! I'm the victim here. You have no right to just come into my house and start poking around.'
'Veronica, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back for you soon. Love always, mom.'
'I'm not lying with you, Veronica, I just wanted you to know.'
'Then I hope you'll understand why you shouldn't expect my vote in the upcoming election?'
'You know, if I raise enough, I might be able to get one of those audio chips, like the kind that play 'Happy Birthday' when you open the card...wouldn't it be great to hear them l
'Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 'Cause I so didn't know.'
'You girls get all tarted up, go right into the belly of the beast, and drink until you can't say no. You're lucky you didn't end up with a shaved head. You should know better. The
'The Oh Boy-o Pollo Chicken. Yep. You know, if anyone finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.'
'Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow-up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?'
'Who would want to sully the reputation of the nicest girl in school? ... Lizzie, the oversexed, overlooked little sister?'
'I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?' 'Don't keep all your passwords
'No, I'm on MySpace, and I used to have like a thousand friends, and suddenly for some reason now I only have like nine hundred something.'
'This file does not contain the exams. It's a study guide. If you want the study guide, it's a hundred dollars. If you want the answers to the study guide, it's another hundred.'
'Hey. Those are nice rims.'
'As for myself, uh, at the end of this year, I'll hang up my stock market spurs, buy some cozy T-bills, and, literally, sail off into the sunset.'
'Are you hittin' that?'
'Can you just tell me, it's a, it's another reason a crappy one. Your being a good father isn't really something I can bitch about to my girlfriends over margaritas.'
I'm a devious old man.... You'd be surprised what I can do.'
¨And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go! Shoo! Return to Xanadu. ¨
'Not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.'
¨Did you just call me Mom? You okay, brother? [Matter of factly] You know Mom's gone, right?¨
'I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?'
'What did you just call me?'
Once Rob Thomas actually gives Her a line, we'll give her a quote.
'Wait! Josh, you don't want to do this. Your dad's been...always has been...just wait! Josh!'
'I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that Star Wars kid. I-I'll be the video that everyone emails their friends, you know,
'I'm not stupid, you know. I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you. I-I know.'
¨I know who you are Veronica Mars!¨
'I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting.'
'Don't hate me, I'm trying to tell it like it is.'
'Meaning, don't just interview your friends.'
'It wasn't me. I know who did it.'
'Dr. Landry expects everyone to participate. Is it possible you ended up in the wrong class? Your academic advisor can get you into something else, you know. Elementary education,
'How about we try this: You can get your ass out of bed right now, or you can go back to New York to explain why you're there to your mom.'
'I'm not sure if you're aware but Lynn updated her will a few weeks before her...death. Aaron, you were removed.'
'You're right, that is a weird question. I'm more of what you'd call a bottle blonde.'
'I have three new messages...'True pirates share their booty'...'I'll be your little spoon'...and finally, 'Vice Principals make the best lovers.''
'I think I can handle it, Keith, but I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if I need any backup'
'Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.'
'Thanks, Keith, for coming. These days, my husband and I are just logistics. Can't remember the last time I just hung out and talked.'
'Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask.'
'Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything.'
'Yes, daddy?'
'Apparently you've never spent time in a black woman's house. Be glad you're still walking.'
'That's not how it was! It wasn't that way at all. Those boys...if you knew their they ignored them, mistreated them. They needed someone. I listened to them; I cared
¨Oh I'll Show you Mine!¨
'Eighteen shots of vodka: not a good idea. Who knew?
'Oh, no!'
'Wow, now there's an attitude I like to see in our post-literate age.'
'I duct-taped him to his bike, his feet to the pedals. He was maybe ten, and I just left him out there on the cul-de-sac. Forgot about him for hours. I went outside, and there he w
'That's my blood. Can you dig that?'
'No bark? Is it your day off?'
'Where is he! It was your daughter, Keith! Veronica's the one that broke into my house and stole my hard drive! I believe you already know the county prosecutor.'
'What did you see?' 'Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay.'
'Rodney. Rodney! Your mother's going to be home soon. I'm gonna have to tell her about this. You know the rules.'
'Mercer, where are you going? Mercer!'
'You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.'
'You know Cyrus was considering sending him to a teen-discipline school? But I don't even know if that would work.'
'Oh, that's Bob. He's my friend. Kind of my chauffeur-friend right now, but, um — he's just a friend.'
'That is so ridiculous. I don't even know how to use a gun!'
'Who's Your Daddy?.
'I loved him.'
'Ah, he's a crafty little bugger.'
'Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?'
'I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever.'
'You'll suffer from hallucinations...particularly vivid dreams....Some people find that unnerving.'
'Oh, before Aaron, his biggest client was a day player on Boy Meets World.'
'Thanks for coming. Um, lick or stuff?'
'It's offensive to women.'
'Bonus points if you get the dean wearing a lampshade.'
'We take this very seriously.'
'She convinced one 'boyfriend' to give them to another 'boyfriend' who she knew would destroy them, thus deflecting blame from yet another 'boyfriend,' Duncan Kane.'
'Yeah, well, I'm a fan of the dramatic exit.'
'Unicorns? Really?'
'I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working.'
'Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?'
¨I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Koran, the jackass Talmud.'
'Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball.'
'They set up this boo room so they could fondle girls as they went through. So, we dressed up as rats and strategically put rat traps on all of our gropable parts.'
'I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter.'
'Two words for you, Clarence Wiedman: Game on.'
'People are saying stuff, man. I mean, my little brother, the other day, asked me if it's true that P.C.H. stands for Panty Club for Homos. Yeah, heard it at school.'
'Mr. Fennel. Sixty-seven: D+. That's a real improvement.'
'Strapping young lad...'
'Forget it. Mom always liked you best.'
'Your old lady took something of mine - I'm not leaving 'til I get it back.'
'We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.'
'Well, she's hardly the 'Girls Gone Wild' type. I practically had to put a gun to her head just to get her to do the Greek Booze Cruise last year.'
¨What I'm trying to say is, I'm in love with you.¨
'Here's a couple of bucks on the house, then. Have some fun while you're waiting.'
'Find out who did it. This dead coach is killing my business.'
'Look at this. You're like animals. Somebody's gotta clean this up, you know. But not me. No, they fired me. I guess I'm good enough to drive an armored troop transport truck to Ti
'Does she ever thaw out, Duncan?'
'Tim. Of course. It's always Tim.'
'Now, I'm just checking something: Am I still in charge here? Huh?'
'You get a crown with that?'
'You really think that I would kill my coach because he wasn't starting me?'
'Ach, du lieber Gott! Ein Feuer!'
'Check out the new digs, Keith. This is what I do since you fired me.'
'Jerry'll hand out printouts detailing the hot spots.'
¨Logan! Come back in the house, honey.¨
'The girl at the Fotomat used to call me the 'human tripod' — no, wait, that's something else.'
'I can keep a secret.'
'I have a man waiting for you who doesn't have an appointment. He won't give me his name or put out his cigar.'

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