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'Fired would have been fine, but dead... it does the trick just as well.'
'Wait! Josh, you don't want to do this. Your dad's been...always has been...just wait! Josh!'
''Queer eye for the dead guy' has Petey wearing a rhinestone fricking rainbow! Seriously, ever heard of butch?'
'Do you think I could, like, hire you, or something? To help me find my dog?'
'That is so ridiculous. I don't even know how to use a gun!'
¨What I'm trying to say is, I'm in love with you.¨
'I duct-taped him to his bike, his feet to the pedals. He was maybe ten, and I just left him out there on the cul-de-sac. Forgot about him for hours. I went outside, and there he w
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'Tim. Of course. It's always Tim.'
'He just can't get over what I did. I think I blew it, Veronica. I went momentarily crazy, and it's going to cost me the guy I love.'
'Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything.'
'Find out who did it. This dead coach is killing my business.'
'Then I hope you'll understand why you shouldn't expect my vote in the upcoming election?'
'Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow-up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?'
'How about we try this: You can get your ass out of bed right now, or you can go back to New York to explain why you're there to your mom.'
'Son, please know that I am proud of you. I know I was tough on you, but I was preparing you to be man of the house.'
'No, I'm on MySpace, and I used to have like a thousand friends, and suddenly for some reason now I only have like nine hundred something.'
'Yeah, well, I'm a fan of the dramatic exit.'
'She convinced one 'boyfriend' to give them to another 'boyfriend' who she knew would destroy them, thus deflecting blame from yet another 'boyfriend,' Duncan Kane.'
'What did you see?' 'Me falling completely in love with him, losing all reason, ending up hosting candle parties and selling family heirlooms on eBay.'
¨I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Koran, the jackass Talmud.'
'Dad?'
'Rodney. Rodney! Your mother's going to be home soon. I'm gonna have to tell her about this. You know the rules.'
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'Who would want to sully the reputation of the nicest girl in school? ... Lizzie, the oversexed, overlooked little sister?'
'Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.'
'Meaning, don't just interview your friends.'
'We take this very seriously.'
'The Oh Boy-o Pollo Chicken. Yep. You know, if anyone finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.'
'Wow, now there's an attitude I like to see in our post-literate age.'
'Ach, du lieber Gott! Ein Feuer!'
¨Did you just call me Mom? You okay, brother? [Matter of factly] You know Mom's gone, right?¨
'You'll suffer from hallucinations...particularly vivid dreams....Some people find that unnerving.'
'Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher.'
'It'll sound twisted, but Tim takes care of me. He's like my dad that way.'
'We've met. Sweet girl. I'll keep an eye on her when you're gone.'
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'You know, if I raise enough, I might be able to get one of those audio chips, like the kind that play 'Happy Birthday' when you open the card...wouldn't it be great to hear them l
¨So when do you scratch my back?¨
'Oh, no!'
'Who's Your Daddy?.
'Somebody describe second base to me. Tell me what it's like. Is it beautiful there?'
'You know Cyrus was considering sending him to a teen-discipline school? But I don't even know if that would work.'
'It wasn't me. I know who did it.'
'Honey?'
'Parker! Elbows!'
'Any chance you'd reconsider that? I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's way too much to ask.'
'I've worked here two years. You've seen me a hundred times, but you don't notice the little people 'cause you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here.'
'Ah, I don't know. Something to read, cookies, peanut butter if possible, a hacksaw.'
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¨Oh I'll Show you Mine!¨
'Don't hate me, I'm trying to tell it like it is.'
'Mr. Fennel. Sixty-seven: D+. That's a real improvement.'
'You girls get all tarted up, go right into the belly of the beast, and drink until you can't say no. You're lucky you didn't end up with a shaved head. You should know better. The
'Ah, he's a crafty little bugger.'
'She's calling her dad, the sheriff.'
'You might let him know that if he misses another class, he shouldn't bother showing up again. He'll fail automatically.'
'If I say Mr. Hartman here is an idiot, that's one thing, but I say he's an idiot and should be strung up and beaten to death. Is that different? I mean, do words matter any more?'
'Oh, that's Bob. He's my friend. Kind of my chauffeur-friend right now, but, um — he's just a friend.'
'Forget it. Mom always liked you best.'
'Oh, before Aaron, his biggest client was a day player on Boy Meets World.'
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'Strapping young lad...'
'I'm not sure if you're aware but Lynn updated her will a few weeks before her...death. Aaron, you were removed.'
'This isn't illegal is it? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.'
'Look at this. You're like animals. Somebody's gotta clean this up, you know. But not me. No, they fired me. I guess I'm good enough to drive an armored troop transport truck to Ti
'I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?' 'Don't keep all your passwords
'Your old lady took something of mine - I'm not leaving 'til I get it back.'
'Well, she's hardly the 'Girls Gone Wild' type. I practically had to put a gun to her head just to get her to do the Greek Booze Cruise last year.'
'I loved him.'
'Oh. Well, Mom was afraid that a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with mock U.N., and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curveball.'
'Thanks, Keith, for coming. These days, my husband and I are just logistics. Can't remember the last time I just hung out and talked.'
'A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor.'
'Choir boy. Cub Scout. Starving actor. Mega-star. Husband. Father. Adulterer. Cradle-robber. Murderer.¨
'You better hide, you crazy bitch!'
'Two words for you, Clarence Wiedman: Game on.'
'Not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.'
'Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 'Cause I so didn't know.'
'This file does not contain the exams. It's a study guide. If you want the study guide, it's a hundred dollars. If you want the answers to the study guide, it's another hundred.'
'I haven't said a thing.'
'Jerry'll hand out printouts detailing the hot spots.'
'I think not having to buy me dinner first is kind of the point.'
'It's offensive to women.'
'I make these killer brownies. The secret: it's all in the butter.'
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I'm a devious old man.... You'd be surprised what I can do.'
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'Can you just tell me, it's a, it's another reason like...like a crappy one. Your being a good father isn't really something I can bitch about to my girlfriends over margaritas.'
'I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?'
'I am a working single mother, Veronica. The last thing I need is a babysitter. I need a clone.'
'Veronica, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back for you soon. Love always, mom.'
¨I know who you are Veronica Mars!¨
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'Where is he! It was your daughter, Keith! Veronica's the one that broke into my house and stole my hard drive! I believe you already know the county prosecutor.'
'What did you just call me?'
'After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me?'
'Yes, daddy?'
'I have a man waiting for you who doesn't have an appointment. He won't give me his name or put out his cigar.'
'I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working.'
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'You get a crown with that?'
'You really think that I would kill my coach because he wasn't starting me?'
'I'm not lying with you, Veronica, I just wanted you to know.'
'I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting.'
'That's not how it was! It wasn't that way at all. Those boys...if you knew their fathers...how they ignored them, mistreated them. They needed someone. I listened to them; I cared
'Now, I'm just checking something: Am I still in charge here? Huh?'
'I got PCHers riding up and down my street day and night. Now if I was on the bridge that night and if I saw what went down, guy like me, who's got a wife, and a five year-old daug
'I wanted to get pumped for Varsity baseball. I was... pretty much down for whatever.'
'Does she ever thaw out, Duncan?'
'No bark? Is it your day off?'
'Hey. Those are nice rims.'
'I've got something on you...mmpf....mmpf...'
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'If this is some kind of joke, please tell me the punchline soon.'
¨Yeah, you are super-fine.¨
'I think I can handle it, Keith, but I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if I need any backup'
'Looky here. My favourite drink tosser. I'm so happy you came to Hearst.'
¨Yeah, but you know me, I'm a major stoner. It was really affecting me, too, I was like, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S...duh...'
'The girl at the Fotomat used to call me the 'human tripod' — no, wait, that's something else.'
¨Logan! Come back in the house, honey.¨
'I can keep a secret.'
Once Rob Thomas actually gives Her a line, we'll give her a quote.
'Bonus points if you get the dean wearing a lampshade.'
'I can't be that person, Wallace. I had to come back. And I have to stay.'
'Check out the new digs, Keith. This is what I do since you fired me.'
'Eighteen shots of vodka: not a good idea. Who knew?
'I'm gonna end up a downloadable national joke. You know, right up there with Paris Hilton or that Star Wars kid. I-I'll be the video that everyone emails their friends, you know,
'They set up this boo room so they could fondle girls as they went through. So, we dressed up as rats and strategically put rat traps on all of our gropable parts.'
'Thanks for coming. Um, lick or stuff?'
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'Here's a couple of bucks on the house, then. Have some fun while you're waiting.'
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'You're right, that is a weird question. I'm more of what you'd call a bottle blonde.'
'Do I look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?'
'As for myself, uh, at the end of this year, I'll hang up my stock market spurs, buy some cozy T-bills, and, literally, sail off into the sunset.'
'How am I supposed to react to that?'
'Apparently you've never spent time in a black woman's house. Be glad you're still walking.'
'Mercer, where are you going? Mercer!'
'Dr. Landry expects everyone to participate. Is it possible you ended up in the wrong class? Your academic advisor can get you into something else, you know. Elementary education,
'That's my blood. Can you dig that?'
'People are saying stuff, man. I mean, my little brother, the other day, asked me if it's true that P.C.H. stands for Panty Club for Homos. Yeah, heard it at school.'
'You can't do that! I'm the victim here. You have no right to just come into my house and start poking around.'
¨And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go! Shoo! Return to Xanadu. ¨
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'I have three new messages...'True pirates share their booty'...'I'll be your little spoon'...and finally, 'Vice Principals make the best lovers.''
'I'm not stupid, you know. I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you. I-I know.'
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'Unicorns? Really?'
'Are you hittin' that?'

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