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Bizarre that the first french fries weren't cooked in France.
Dad, are you alright?
There are three types of people in this world:
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
You know what two things I'll never have for breakfast?
You know how I feel about Orion's belt?
Why didn't the photon need help with his bags at the hotel?
Sir, do you have dining reservations?
What's the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
Are you excited about Arnold Schwarznegger's movie where he plays a composer?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
My friend keeps telling me about his deep hole he dug to get water.
What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
This woman claimed she met me at the vegetarian club...
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Where does the zombie go when it loses its hand?
Son, there was a time where I couldn't pay the electricity bills.
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