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| Oooohhh! Pink kitten decorations on sale at Walmart! Must go! | |
| Just bought 7 Nimbus 2001s at Quality Quidditch Supplies, 6 for the Slytherin Quidditch team! | |
| Just killed a snake w/ a sword!Yes!Took me quite a few hours to find the sword. | |
| My ex finally came back to my school! An hour later, I've fallen off a banister, some bozo bites me, and now I don't have a body. | |
| My new book, Phineas Black:Prodigious or Prejudiced?, will be out next month! | |
| I have now(accidentally)eaten a belly button lint-flavored Bertie Botts for the 185th time.I will now donate my supply of them to Honeydukes of Hogsmeade. | |
| Zacharias Smith ticked me off so much today I used my Bat-Bogey hex on kim I inveted 3 years ago | |
| What a night! I felt so tired from this teaching crap I turned into a cat and slept longer than usual | |
| Reg,Maisie, Ellie,Alfred, an I are leaving U.K.! Good luck, finding us, Umbridge, Thicknesse, and Yaxley! Ha Ha!!!!!!!!! | |
| What a day today's been.'Arry Potter was on my bus ! | |
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| I will be giving out discounted copies of Holidays with Hags in Hogsmeade to any who can get every question on my test right! | |
| I have seen into the future! A new joke shop will open in Diagon Alley | |
| I killed Sirius BIack! l kiIIed Sirius Black! | |
| If only my fellow professors would believe that Potter petrified my cat. | |
| I hate Grindylows. They cause my older sister to forfit a task of a tournament! | |
| I know where my loyalties lie now that the love of my life is dead! | |
| I have a photo to prove that Blibbering Humdingers do exist! I'll tag it when I can | |
| My girlfriend Penelope broke up with me because somebody( I think I know who) used a special quill to call her a (excuse my language) Mudblood | |
| Go Chudley Cannons! I have total faith in you! | |
| If I was a muggle, I would be a female wrestler. | |
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