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'Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.'
'I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.'
'All the cool kids pee their pants.'
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'
'Are you tryin' to trash talk me? You're mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and gets laid in a closet.'
“I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.”
'Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.'
'Not you, fat Jesus.'
'Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.'
'You're killin' me, Smalls!'
'Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh --- Kelly Clarkson!'
'You sit on a throne of lies.'
'I love lamp!'
'I'm glad he's single 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.'
'The price is wrong, bitch!'
'I am McLovin'.'
'Sphincter says what?'
'**** you, science!'
'How'd the beans get above the frank?'
'Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?'
'Sometimes I think I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm...better not.'
'I made up a new dance move. It's called the 'move on with your life'.'
'Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, 'Only in America!''