Entertainment Quiz / Match Simpsons Quotes To Characters

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Dental Plan!
I was saying boo-urns
I have to go now. My planet needs me
I’m seeing double, four krustys!
Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist but he is not a porn star
Two hundred channels, nuthin' but cats
Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate
Bake 'em away toys
I hate every ape I see From chimpan A to chimpan Z
I'm better than dirt. Well...most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I...I can't compete with that stuff.”
Your epidermis is showing
save me from the wee turtles
Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.
Its more of a shelbyville idea
I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.”
oh papa homer you are so learned
I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.'
Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?”
Right on, Mr. S!
Hi I'm Michael Jackson, from the Jacksons.
Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!”
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
I am the lizard queen!
My eyes! The goggles do nothing
Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food
Slow down, sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure.
I sleep in a racing car, do you?
Wow, windows I don't think I could afford this place
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I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you
There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality
I don't want any damn vegetables
Yaar... I'm not attractive
Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
Back away, not today, disco lady.
Oh what's this? 'Extremely high voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp...
Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear
You look lovely this evening, have you decreased in mass?
It's German for 'The Bart, The
Thank you, come again
Son, if you don’t finish your cotton candy, you won’t get your snow cone
Filthy, but genuinely arousing
I’m disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?
I’m here today as Luke Skywalker, but I’m also here to talk about Sprint. As you can see here, you stand up to save up to seventeen cents a month over the more dependable prov
I sincerely regret any inconvenience that I may have caused. And although I have stolen your material goods, let me assure you that your dear town has stolen my heart.”
Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all around us… voodoo priests of Haiti, the Tibetan numerologists of Appalachia, the unsolved m
Please, children, scooch closer. What have I told you… about the scooching?”
Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell anyone about my ‘busy hands.’ Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the town to hear it.”
Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique.
I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.
We'll show him, especially for that 'purple monkey dishwasher' remark!
Wow, this guy is loaded. I mean sheesh. I’ve never seen a guy with a walk-in mailbox. I mean he’s rich. Hey, who am I talking to?”
And, for the record, there were a few Jewish cowboys, ladies and gentlemen. Big guys who were great shots and spent money freely.
Hey, uh. Can I just ask you a question? Did you... did you believe that? I mean, the way I gave you the change. Did I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kinda guy?
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Lord Palmerston!
sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.
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Worst episode ever.
Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
Well, Marge, the other day, Milhouse told me my meatloaf 'sucks'. He must have gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don't say that word on TV.
You have twenty-four hours to get us our money. And just to show you that we are serious: you have *twelve* hours.
Won't someone please think of the children!
Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!
Ummm...yeah.......the Duff corporation wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. NOW, WHO WANTS TO PARTY???!?!?!?
Neddie doesn't believe in insurance, he considers it a form of gambling
Well, it should be clear to even the most dimwitted individual - who holds and advanced degree in hypothetical topology - that Homer Simpson has stumbled into.. the third dimension
She needs premium dude, premium!!
He's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly,' and the word 'dog' with 'son.
Are you talking about the west side?
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me'
Lord Palmerston!
Moe, it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald, and fat?
I, For One, Welcome Our New Insect Overlords
You should've seen me honey, i was in the zone. what? no, no, i didnt make a sale, but i was so close, i could feel it!'
More testicles means more iron
Hey, I can call my mamma from up here. HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.
Ay, ay, ay! No me gusta!
Worst episode ever
Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy. So what? Animation is built on plagiarism. If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone
Pray for mojo
Remove the Stone of Shame...Attach the Stone of Triumph!
Okay, it's me! I can't help it! I just like squealing! It makes me feel big!
Hold on folks. The man's talking about waste management, that effects the whole damn planet!
Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to... leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.
I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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