Why did the apple go to the doctor?
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?
Did you hear the joke about the peach?
Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
Why were the strawberries so upset?
When is an apple not an apple?
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
What kind of apple has a short temper?
Why aren't grapes ever lonely?
What kind of key do you use to open a banana?
Why didn't the prune go to prom?
Why did Mrs. Grape leave her family?
What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
How do you make an apple turnover?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
What do you call a raspberry that has bad manners?
What do you call a blackberry that got stepped on?
When do you go at red and stop at green?
How do you make a mango shake?
What do you call two banana peels?
Why didn't the melons get married?
If you had 5 oranges in one hand and 5 pears in the other hand what would you have?
What did the fruit say when his flight to Boston got cancelled?
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