| Quote | Charater |
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| Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? | |
| I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis. | |
| Puny God | |
| I'm always picking up after you boys | |
| He's adopted | |
| I can tell, you know how I can tell? Cause we're connected! | |
| Live, and tell those stories yourself | |
| You get killed, walk it off | |
| Families can be tough. | |
| If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet | |
| Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus? | |
| I was having 12% of a moment | |
| I Don't Judge People By Their Worst Mistakes. | |
| I don't see how that's a party... | |
| My Girls Are The Toughest Girls In The World | |
| If You're Nothing Without This Suit, Then You Shouldn't Have It | |
| I can't go to Germany! I got...homework | |
| I have been falling for 30 minutes! | |
| Avengers, time to work for a living | |
| Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather | |
| I'm sorry...did I step on your moment | |
| Well, I was born yesterday | |
| That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all! | |
| That's not a question I need answered | |
| When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... beautiful people never know who to trust. | |
| Oh I'll get that arm | |
| The most versatile substance on the planet, and they used it to make a frisbee | |
| Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut | |
| It's your conscience, we don't talk a lot these days | |
| I can't control their fear, only my own | |
| You... will never be... a god | |
| Yeah, I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times | |
| You and I remember Budapest very differently | |
| There's only one God ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that | |
| I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri. | |
| May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir | |
| You should've gone for the head. | |
| Sweetheart, that could've been the name of my autobiography | |
| You should know I'm a better shot when I'm pissed off. | |
| Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut? | |
| I'm invisible. I'm turning into you. It's like some horrible dream | |
| It has a lot of pockets! | |
| You two look like seals fighting over a grape | |
| The gates of Hell are filled with the screams of his victims! | |
| I'm Kidding. We're Vegetarians | |
| You lack conviction | |
| Keep up old man! | |
| Yes, I think it works | |
| What's you secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? | |
| Was that your first kiss since 1945? | |
| Finger on throat means death! Metaphor! | |
| Who's the hot mess now? | |
| | Quote | Charater |
|---|
| Why'd you call him Phil, his first name is Agent | |
| Filthy? Oh, she has no idea. If I had a backlight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting | |
| The real question is, what are those? | |
| I thought you were smaller | |
| I retire for 5 minutes and it all goes to ****! | |
| When you said you would take me to California for the first time, I thought you meant Coachella. | |
| Cognitive re-calibration, I hit you really hard on the head | |
| I have a plan: attack | |
| Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up? | |
| Only if I die... | |
| Language! | |
| Please tell me nobody kissed me | |
| Don't make me hungry, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry | |
| Let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine or anything | |
| I only act like I know everything | |
| At long last is lasting a little long boys | |
| That was for New York! | |
| Let me put you on hold | |
| Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you. | |
| So are you two...do you...fondue? | |
| Then why do I feel like he's the only person on this boat that wants to be here? | |
| He has never fought me twice. | |
| You have a metal arm? That's so cool | |
| I would make a great queen because I am stubborn — if that's what I wanted. | |
| Dude, You're Embarrassing Me In Front Of The Wizards. | |
| I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy | |
| The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots and I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense | |
| Well, I tried to start a revolution but didn't print enough pamphlets | |
| If you step out that door, you are an Avenger | |
| I love you 3000 | |
| I'll do you one better, WHY is Gamora? | |
| You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line | |
| I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner | |
| He Says, 'Welcome To The Frickin' Guardians Of The Galaxy.' Only He Didn't Use 'Frickin' | |
| Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles? | |
| Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so, no, not really | |
| Incoming already came in | |
| You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it! | |
| But don't let me intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid of me unless you're made of scissors. | |
| I said 'how hard could it be' | |
| That was dramatic | |
| You had to ask? | |
| I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking | |
| Actually he's the boss, I just pay for everything and design everything, and make everyone look cooler | |
| Oh my god, a hammer pulled you off? | |
| Boom, are you looking for..why do I even talk to you guys | |
| I was going to make an omelet and tell you | |
| You kiss your mother with that mouth? | |
| Can you move your seat up? | |
| That man has no respect for lawn maintenance | |
| I could have done better. | |
| I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye | |
| | Quote | Charater |
|---|
| What are you god of again? | |
| Did you seriously just say 'hitherto undreamt'? | |
| I didn’t wanna steal your Thunder. | |
| She's not alone. | |
| He's a friend from work! | |
| He's Programmed To Replicate Your Daily Routine. Nine Hours In Bed. Five Hours In Front Of The T.V.. Two Hours In The Bathroom, Whatever That's About. | |
| You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood. | |
| We were 8 at the time. | |
| I am inevitable | |
| Kick names, take a** | |
| No resurrections this time. | |
| So, your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels. | |
| It is America's A** | |
| I'm Mary Poppins y'all! | |
| Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire. | |
| I Thought That You Could Sense That With Your Peter-Tingle. | |
| Guns. So primitive | |
| B***H, Please! You've Been To Space. | |
| All any of you do is yell at each other. You're not friends. | |
| Did You Ever See This Really Old Movie, Aliens? | |
| We're in the endgame now. | |
| There once was an idea | |
| Put Some Music On. What Do You Think This Is A Funeral? | |
| You're a total poser | |
| You Cannot Beat A River Into Submission. You Have To Surrender To Its Current And Use Its Power As Your Own. | |
| Call Me Young Lady Again, And I’m Gonna Put My Foot In A Place It's Not Supposed To Be. | |
| I Doubt The God From Space Has To Take Ibuprofen After A Fight | |
| Just Don't Do Anything I Would Do. And Definitely Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do | |
| I Assure You, Brother. The Sun Will Shine On Us Again. | |
| It was real to me too. | |
| Bury me in the ocean, with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage. | |
| You Can Do Anything. You're The World's Greatest Grandma. | |
| I'm sorry, I took it too far. I meant trash panda. | |
| Oh, screw you, you big green a**hole! I'll do it myself! | |
| Damn you Stark. Point Break. | |
| I Used To Have Nothing. And Then I Got This Job, This Family | |
| Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. I would catch it. | |
| And Therefore I Have Value? | |
| Mr. Stark, I Don't Feel So Good. | |
| Noticed you've copied my beard. | |
| It's okay. | |
| Dormammu, I've come to bargain | |
| This would be a cool way to die. | |
| He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man. | |
| I Get Emails From A Raccoon, So Nothing Sounds Crazy Anymore. | |
| I'm Not Obsessed With Him, I'm Just Super Observant | |
| It's Like A Pirate Had A Baby With An Angel. | |
| We're not doing 'Get Help'. | |
| You really are the worst brother! | |
| Part of the Journey is the End | |
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