There are countless flaws too. The scene prior to the car crash wouldn't have worked? Who was Norton talking to? with the passengers there? Where did he acquire his knowledge of soap from? Would people have watched 1 bloke fighting himself?
Al pacino was sleepy, sluggish, and crying. Slept twice while seeing the movie.
If England thinks this type of movie – with the ending line by Firth's character, which not surprising includes one last offensive 'F' word remark – is romantic, then no wonder their divorce and illegitimate children rates are up!
We are telling friends and family not to go see it...this is against all all animal rights. It makes me think that the Cirus isn't a wonderful place or show to go see. I'm glad I hate the circus!!!! I will not allow my kids to go to the circus!!
I must assume that most of the reviews were based on the frequency of seeing Eric Bana's naked posterior. Which was displayed 7.4 times.
Serial murderers such as this, particularly highly intelligent ones, do not prance about revelling in how evil they are, nor do they speak in such ridiculous snidley tones.
The kid talking to his finger is another idiotic and unintentionally hilarious bit of business that was not in the original novel. Why Kubrick thought this was a good idea is beyond me.
The movie started by giving me a feeling like I was watching a James Bond movie. All the characters, places and things was in Swedish of course, that made the movie fake because they spoke English throughout the whole movie.
... it really had nothing to do with wind or the civil war. People, don't watch it because it's so popular and because of the dumb line at the end.
All what I ever thought of Japan was beautiful clear lines and elegant design and subdued colors. In this movie everything was garish and much too colorful. NOT WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION
The LSD trip scenes of heaven were just plain boring.
...do you think he spelt his last name enough? 'V-a-r-j-a-k.' In the last scene, I was groaning at how pathetic this movie was. What a waste of time. Did anyone else see them squishing the cat while they made out in the street?
A religious version of castaway that asks no new questions, provides no new answers, and is better off missed.
Rap music in a 1920s film? Really? FAIL!! Was the music of the era not good enough for the film makers that they had to drown the film in generic modern crap music?
Some guy is shot by the most conspicuous assassin ever seen. Who could fail to spot an albino in a medieval cassock ? Where did he think he was, a fancy dress ? Then the mortally wounded guy runs around the Louvre leaving riddles in his own blood. Ever heard of a mobile phone ?
They're characters were one dimensional at best and 9 times out of 10 they weren't even remotely believable. The best acting came from a poorly CGIed dragon with the completely unbelievable voice of Rachel Weisz.
Think about what this movie could have been if, instead of starring the two attractive millionaires, it had starred two real outsiders, perhaps North African emigrants, perhaps running a couscous stand rather than a candy store.
In one scene he is Patrick and the next scene he is someone else. The plot makes no sense. One minute he is in his apartment, the next he is showing us his dead body and head collection and chasing someone with a chainsaw in what appears to be an abandoned warehouse. Is it all a dream? Probably.
What a horrible movie. Everything so new and clean. Mississippi and the south and the north weren't that clean.
...if you haven't [read the book] then what I am told is an 'awesome epic' becomes a rather long film involving walking. And boy do they walk. they walk up hills, through forests, caves and over mountains. And then then walk some more!
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