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In my mind, Martha, you are buried in cement right up to your neck. Edward Albee (Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?)
You were the last man in the world...Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)
I never saw anybody take so long to dress...Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
It should take you about four seconds to walk from here to the door.Truman Capote (Breakfast At Tiffany’s)
She’s not leaving me! Certainly not for a common swindler...F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)
I misjudged you… You’re not a moron. Ernest Hemingway (The Sun Also Rises)
Your hair...Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)
Thy aunts have never had a nose...Rudyard Kipling (Kim)
He'd make...Charles Dickens (The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit)
He was a tool of the boss...Franz Kafka (The Metamorphosis)
He liked fishing and seemed to take pride...Leo Tolstoy (Anna Karenina)
You're a beast and a swine and a...William Golding (Lord of the Flies)
He is simply...George Orwell (The Lion and the Unicorn)
If your brains were dynamite...Kurt Vonnegut (Timequake)
You blithering idiot! … You festering gumboil!Roald Dahl (Matilda)
He hated it when you called him a moron.J.D. Salinger (The Catcher in the Rye)
Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you...Mark Twain (The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)
What are you now?Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
If you will forgive me for being personal...Agatha Christie (Murder on the Orient Express)
And she’s got brains enough for two...P.G. Wodehouse (The Adventures of Sally)
My dear...Margaret Mitchell (Gone with the Wind)
How art thou, thou globby bottle of...Anthony Burgess (A Clockwork Orange)
I think you're a taker. You've always been one. Stephen King (The Stand)
Shee, you guys are so unhip...Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)
He’s not human...John Fowles (The Collector)