First Line | Character |
In response to 'How've you been?' Awesome, as per yoozh. I just went skinny skydiving. | |
Wow! You have Enormous Penis Syndrome? I've never heard of that. | |
Are we being punished for something? [...] Yeah, is this gonna take a while? | |
You know I should tell you, I have a rule. I never hook up at weddings. | |
Actually, I'm from Bangladesh. | |
Ah, the butterfly tramp stamp. My bread and butter. | |
Well, ahoy. | |
Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please. (First official appearance) | |
Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls? Well now I've got a new favourite - Lebanese girls. | |
This is court-mandated therapy. You assaulted a woman. | |
Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story; the story of how I met your mother. | |
I'm exhausted. It was finger-painting day at school, and a five-year-old boy got to second base with me. | |
Beautiful building, right? | |
Let me guess... Ted. | |
I told them I forgot. But the truth is I'm kind of protesting their protest. Can you keep a secret?... I love Valentine's Day. | |
Will you marry me? | |
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