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Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.Pilot
Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. TrDiversity Day
Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what... you got laser tag or something?Health Care
OK, here's the deal. All right? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthdayThe Alliance
Football is like rock and roll, it's just bam-bam-boo... And basketball is like jazz, you know? You're kind of... Dupee-doo, dupee-do.Basketball
Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make sHot Girl
'Spicy Curry', what's that mean?The Dundies
I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We're like 'Friends'. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.Sexual Harassment
Yeah, I got a game. It's called 'work hard so my kids can go to college.' Office Olympics
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire! The Fire
Fine. Fire someone else. Fire Devon. He's terrible. I am so much better at my job than Devon.Haloween
Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hThe Fight
Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine. The Client
Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds.Performance Review
It's true. I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.E-mail Surveillance
I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't Christmas Party
Hey, look! I'm king of the world!Booze Cruise
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: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.The Injury
If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.The Secret
Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me. The Carpet
Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like 'Gas ain't free!'Boys and Girls
Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in itValentine's Day
When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.Dwight's Speech
Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?Take Your Daughter to Work Day
I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.Michael's Birthday
I don't like looking at it. It's creepy, and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It'Conflict Resolution
Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night...Casino Night
I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it?Gay Witch Hunt
Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.The Convention
Look how cute he is! He's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.The Coup
He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. It snaps right off.Grief Counseling
Three hundred and sixty four days, 'till the next Pretzel Day.Initiation
One. Two. Three. Shot!Diwali

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