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'. . . for death awaits you with all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.' | |
'Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?' | |
'He's come to rescue me, father!' | |
'Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who!' | |
'And this isn't my nose . . . it's a false one.' | |
' . . . It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down fell over and then sank into the swamp. | |
'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!' | |
'We'll don't. It's like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.' | |
'Look, it's my duty as a knight of Camelot to sample as much peril as I can!' | |
'What are you gonna do, bleed on me?' | |
Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comming right up.' | |
'You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.' | |
'No, no, not 'is'. Wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'.' | |
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'I'm 37, I'm not old.' | |
'What . . . is the capital of Assyria?' | |
''Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it | |
'Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!' | |
'No no no, it's 'Aaaaauuuugggghhhh' from the back of the throat.' | |
'They were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...' | |
'Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!' | |
'It's just a flesh wound!' | |
'You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship.' | |
'Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.' | |
'Bring out your dead.' | |
'It's only a model.' | |
'And that, my liege, is how we know the world is banana shaped.' | |
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