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'I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection.'
'C'est la vie.' 'La vie.'
'Preferably to The Gap, but I would also take Amazon.com or Office Max. Actually, make it Office Max...'
'I just have something in my eye...'
'Clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.'
'Welcome. This is where the magic happens...'
'What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts?'
'Roman is having an okay day and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof.'
'He left his parents a note that said 'I'm gay, bitches' and then skipped town with a big, hulking black guy!'
'You know, you call me 'bitch' a lot. It's not really a term of endearment.'
'Hey, Olive, how's it going?'
'Is everything alright? It sounds like you're having sex in here...'
'I just started piling on lie after lie...'
'I want my Juicy sweatshirt back. It's way too loose around your chest anyways.'
'Is there an Olive here?'
'Screw all these people, Olive.'
'There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.'
'I liked Todd much better when he was topless.'
I like your pants.'
'No dating for you, young lady.'
'What does that matter? I'm adopted.'
'Isn't it supposed to smell?'
'Just know I hate you, bitch. Go get your chocolate milk.'
'I also heard he gave you crabs.'
'Do you want to go out with me?'
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