''Logic is mocked, plot strands capriciously abandoned. Actors chew upholstery, and the heroine has so many 'Don't open that door, lady!' moments that the movie starts to play like an unintended parody of overblown hokum.'' (San Francisco Chronicle)
''Arguably the worst reconstitution of a '50s sci-fi classic since the ghastly Godzilla remake.'' (Houston Chronicle)
''Must be the worst major release in what may be the most disastrous year in recent Hollywood history.'' (Time)
''The affair between them is tepid and squeaky-clean; when he's with her, the look on Reeves's face says, 'And you are . . . ?''' (Washington Post)
''Pure yucky mush.'' (Utah Transcript-Bulletin)
''The film is a soggy mess, essentially a loud, wild 100-minute battle movie bookended by an incomprehensible beginning and a laughable ending.'' (Washington Post)
''Sucks.'' (Rolling Stone)
''Even if Reeves could act, his character as written would be flatter than a floppy disk.'' (Washington Post)
''Undramatic and unexciting computer-graphics special effects designed to show what's inside Reeves' head. On the evidence, there isn't much.'' (Variety)
''If you've ever wanted to see Keanu Reeves go to hell, this is your chance.'' (Boulder Weekly)
''Entirely beyond redemption.'' (Time Out)
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