Blurb One | Film |
''Has Brian De Palma finally lost his mind?'' (Entertainment Weekly) | |
''Cage's ancestors may have come from the Old Country, but he's no more Italian than Franco-American SpaghettiOs.'' (Washington Post) | |
''Ever wonder what the Harry Potter films would be like without an ounce of wit, grace or subtlety? Wonder no more.'' (Kansas City Star) | |
''They're 'the worst of the worst.' So's the movie.'' (Rolling Stone) | |
''Rotten, risible, rubbish. One of the year's worst films.'' (Bangor Daily News) | |
''Like seeing the basement torture scene in Pulp Fiction expanded to film length.'' (San Diego Union-Tribune) | |
''This is as stale as Tuesday's Pad Thai.'' (Orlando Sentinel) | |
''This film should be declared a health hazard.'' (San Diego Metropolitan) | |
''A globetrotting quest that might have been devised after a long night of Wikipedia surfing.'' (New York Times) | |
''Insultingly preposterous, culturally barren clump of exploitative, flag-sticker patriotism.'' (Premiere) | |
''It's got videogame-from-hell F/X, plus jousting, plus Cage in tangled long hair he seems to have mistakenly put in the washing machine.'' (Entertainment Weekly) | |
''This may, in fact, be the junkiest film in history to star three Academy Award winners.'' (Orlando Sentinel) | |
''For years scientists have theorized that one day Nicolas Cage would overact so badly that his head would burst into flames.'' (Arizona Daily Star) | |
''I've discovered a set of letters predicting when a catastrophically bad film is about to occur.'' (Daily Mirror) | |
''A schlocky mix of bad special effects and worse Cage hairdos.'' (Entertainment Weekly) | |
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