Follow That Onion Headline Quiz Stats

Quiz Updated Oct 12, 2016

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'Boo-ya! How you like me now?' says ping-pong playing man
94.9%
'We did not have sex, we made love,' says president
93.1%
'It's adorable, and there's no reason every dog shouldn't be wearing one,' lawmakers say
92.9%
'We are Indiana,' new hive mind announces
92.2%
'No,' says God
92%
'You all have AIDS,' says U.S.
91.9%
'Curiously strong' celestial body will extinguish all life
91.5%
'They won't kill you or anything, but they can't be good for you,' say officials
91%
'We'll go through Iran'
90.5%
'We've done a very good job,' says Congress
89.3%
Zip code data of millions at risk
89.2%
'He's having a tough time fitting in,' sympathetic commander In chief says
89%
Nations ordered alphabetically
88.6%
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'We don't think everybody sent in their census forms,' say officials
88.4%
Twisted eatery expected customers to consume the lifeless poultry
87.6%
Renegade suspect has cared for 30 children in 18 states
86%
'We need $12 trillion or all these kids die'
85.2%
Half thing of milk, other stuff moved
85%
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grznc to be first recipients
83.4%
Founding Fathers, patriots, Mr. T honored
82%
'This is bulls***,' elders say
76%
Retakes state's electoral votes
74.4%
'We'll never catch those Farouk boys now,' says sheriff
73%
Witticisms appeal to public, lawmakers
67.3%
'It's been done,' say officials
64.4%

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