Follow That Onion Headline Quiz Stats

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'Boo-ya! How you like me now?' says ping-pong playing man
94.3%
'It's adorable, and there's no reason every dog shouldn't be wearing one,' lawmakers say
92.2%
'We did not have sex, we made love,' says president
92.2%
'We are Indiana,' new hive mind announces
91.5%
'No,' says God
91.3%
'You all have AIDS,' says U.S.
91.2%
'Curiously strong' celestial body will extinguish all life
90.7%
'They won't kill you or anything, but they can't be good for you,' say officials
90.1%
'We'll go through Iran'
89.9%
'We've done a very good job,' says Congress
88.7%
Zip code data of millions at risk
88%
'He's having a tough time fitting in,' sympathetic commander In chief says
88%
Nations ordered alphabetically
87.7%
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'We don't think everybody sent in their census forms,' say officials
87.1%
Twisted eatery expected customers to consume the lifeless poultry
86.9%
Renegade suspect has cared for 30 children in 18 states
85%
'We need $12 trillion or all these kids die'
84.2%
Half thing of milk, other stuff moved
83.9%
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grznc to be first recipients
82.6%
Founding Fathers, patriots, Mr. T honored
80.8%
'This is bulls***,' elders say
74.7%
Retakes state's electoral votes
72.5%
'We'll never catch those Farouk boys now,' says sheriff
71.8%
Witticisms appeal to public, lawmakers
65.5%
'It's been done,' say officials
62.5%

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Aah yes, New York, they call it the Big Easy, or so we've heard.
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