Television / Picture Match: *South Park*

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Can you name the screen shot that matches each South Park quote below?

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Remember, Stan: win or lose…those are your two options, win or lose.
Please don’t ice me, homey.
Snooki want smoosh-smoosh!
-Mom, what’s six times eight?

-Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
Hold on, you guys. I actually have another power: I can see into the future too—but better than Kyle. Let me try.
I hope now you boys see that this is totally serial.
They did that on ‘The Simpsons’.
-Oh my God, he killed Kenny!

-You bastard!
And Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey-witch is standing next you and why is it wearing a dress?
I thought this was America! Is this America, huh? I’m sorry I thought this was America!
Screw you guys—home.
I can’t remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high.
-Excuse me, but I’m a sheep herder.

-It’s pronounced “hoarding”. And yes, you are.
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-Somebody once said “You don’t have to be a great man, just be a man.”

-Who said that?

-You did, Jesus.
Aaron, I’m standing at the time portal, which scientists say follows “Terminator” rules. That is, it’s one-way only and you can’t go back.
Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm…your tears are so yummy and sweet!
They took our juuuuuuurrrbs!
Don’t bury your son’s body in the Indian burial ground, Stoch! (The one that’s right up over there behind the Anderson’s barn.) Sometimes…dead is better.
Respect my authorit-uh!
Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place or you will surely die.
You are SO sued!
(sings) “When you’re a cloooooown….nobody takes ya serious-leeee…”
Our sources say that in just one week, it has come up with over one thousand movie ideas. 800 of which feature Adam Sandler.
No, that’s ignorant…they’re ignorant…
You kids need to understand something, okay? Sometimes lying is okay. Like, when you know what’s good for people more than they do.

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