-Now when I say 'Hello Mr. Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. -No problem. -Hello, Mr. Thompson...
-Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive? -That's because you were drunk!
-Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter. -Uh oh, I kind of figured this might happen, so I built the shelter big enough for both our families.
-You are all very good players. -We are all very good players. -You will beat Shelbyville. -We will beat Shelbyville. -You will give 110 percent.
-Uh, Wallet Inspector. -Oh, okay. Here you go. I believe that's all in order.
-Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. -Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.
Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate.
Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Shall I send out for some Chinese?
-If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home. -You already put me in a home.
-That doll is evil, I tell ya! Evil! Evil! -Grampa, you've said that about all the presents.
Hey, they're playing the elephant song.
-Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning! -You mean 'Shining'.
-But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?' -No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'
-Take him away, boys. -Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys. -What'd you say, Chief?
-Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere. -Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter. -Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.
-Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar! -Homer, what is it? Slow down. -J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar. -Think before you say each word.
-You're off the case, McGonigle! -You're off YOUR case, Chief! -What does that mean exactly?
-Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut! -Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. -Explain how. -Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
-You call that a knife? *This* is a knife. -That's not a knife; that's a spoon.
Hello, sir. Are you here for Coping with Senility?
-Up and atom. -Up and at them. -Up and atom! -Up and at them! -Up and ATOM! -Up and AT THEM!
Homer, there's a family of possums in here!
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