Television / Picture Match: *South Park* (Part II)

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Can you name the screen shot that matches each South Park quote below (volume 2)?

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QuotePicture #
Science damn you, Unified Atheist League!
Uh, Big Gay Al…It has recently come to our attention that you are…gay.
-I can only assume you are Eric Cartman because you're fat.

-Well, you're wrong! I'm not Eric Cartman and he's not fat!
How do I reach these kiiiiiiiiids?
(sings) ''I cannot hear what they are saying! I cannot tell them how I feel!''
-Whoa. I think we just got put in our place.

-Yeah. We just got Goth-served.
(sings) ''Good evening frieeeeeeeeeends…!''
Don't fight it Kyle, it'll only take longer. Just slip into sweet unconsciousness.
-How spicy would you like your Chang sauce?

-Can we just place our order please?

-Oh, man. I have no idea what's going on.
Nobody better show up as The Crow. I'm serious, every costume party there's like 14 guys come dressed like The Crow.
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head.
Stan Marsh? More like Stan DARSH! Eheheheheheheh!
Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan. Have you seen the poop swatches?
QuotePicture #
-But fellas, if I dress up like a dog with a star in my eye, I'm gonna get grounded.

-Shut up, Butters.
You don't! ****ing! Talk to me! Like that! You little! Piece of ****!
Ooh, ouch, ma'am please let go of that tight grip you have on my balls; 10 dollars? You're breaking my balls, ma'am.
(sings) ''I said 'what what, in the butt', I said 'what what, in the butt…'''
Well, hopefully when we finish writin' all these verses, we won't be bi-curious no more, and then we can go home!
You can go one direction in life and just walk around hallways without a hallpass. Or you can see the light, brah.
My penis is on the loose! If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese!
No, this isn't crazy. THIS-IS-LESBOS!
I didn't hear no bell.
Ma'am I need to clear out your giggling stoners and drum circle-hippies right now, or they're going to attract something much worse.
Isn't she beautiful, scraping off the pudding with grace of a butterfly…

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