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What the deuce?
I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.
Hello, 911? It's ___. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
I can't eat this it'll go straight to my vagina. That what girls worrie about right? Having big vaginas?-
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Yes, we're gonna douche the night away.
Oh I was not aware that you can see the future Lois, can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number.
Hahaha, oh crap I pooped my pants
I'm so hungry I could ride a horse.
Creamed corn, I brought it from home. I don't like the corn they have here, it's too crunchy
Oh, my God, Jeremy's still in the trunk! How long has it been? Two weeks. Nope, he's dead.
Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and lets figure this out
Oh, Brian, I can't wait 'til after dinner, 'cause then we'll go home and you can watch me have my period.
Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl.
The government is here! Run, E.T.! Run!
By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins
Well excuse me for being retarded. My whole world is turned upside-down. Black is east, up is white
I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Paul... HAHAHAHA Paul.... Thats a persons name... haha.. a persons name.
Hey, I f***** your dad
Shut up, Meg
I didn't have gas for the first time until I was 30.
Dammit! I'm missing Boy Meets World for this?
You can't be ugly and play hard to get, it doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want!
Hello Sally, h-hey its ___. Yeah, that's right, senior prom, yeah it's been a listen, um, I just found out that Im retarted and um, I'm just calling to let you know that
'OMG, Brian there's a message in my Alphabits, it says Ooooooooo'
Uh...boy, this is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you anymore.
Come on, let's go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the Fifth Dimension, where he belongs.
Hey Hogzilla, seen my hot wife?
Hey guys, wanna go play some base-(voice drops) ball? Excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate
Hey. I'm gonna eat 'cha. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg. I'm gonna eat that other one, too. I can see right up in them shorts. Got lots of rows of teeth to chew you with. Dun-na, Dun
Hold the pickles! God help you if I find pickles!!!
Buttscratcher! Buttscrather! Buttscratcher!
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah ... ow. Oh, now I don't know math.
I'd leave my ass behind if it wasn't so perfectly attached to my sternum.
Hello there, Kyle. You like nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze. Would like to come in for a glass of

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