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Hey, I f***** your dad
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
'OMG, Brian there's a message in my Alphabits, it says Ooooooooo'
Hello, 911? It's ___. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
Creamed corn, I brought it from home. I don't like the corn they have here, it's too crunchy
Hello there, Kyle. You like nice today. I see you're wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flutter so carelessly in the breeze. Would like to come in for a glass of
What the deuce?
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
I didn't have gas for the first time until I was 30.
Yes, we're gonna douche the night away.
Hey. I'm gonna eat 'cha. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg. I'm gonna eat that other one, too. I can see right up in them shorts. Got lots of rows of teeth to chew you with. Dun-na, Dun
Shut up, Meg
Oh, Brian, I can't wait 'til after dinner, 'cause then we'll go home and you can watch me have my period.
Oh I was not aware that you can see the future Lois, can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number.
I'm so hungry I could ride a horse.
Come on, let's go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore
I can't eat this it'll go straight to my vagina. That what girls worrie about right? Having big vaginas?-
Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and lets figure this out
Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl.
Hold the pickles! God help you if I find pickles!!!
Well excuse me for being retarded. My whole world is turned upside-down. Black is east, up is white
Uh...boy, this is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you anymore.
You can't be ugly and play hard to get, it doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want!
I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.
Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the Fifth Dimension, where he belongs.
I'd leave my ass behind if it wasn't so perfectly attached to my sternum.
By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins
The government is here! Run, E.T.! Run!
Hahaha, oh crap I pooped my pants
Hey guys, wanna go play some base-(voice drops) ball? Excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate
Oh, my God, Jeremy's still in the trunk! How long has it been? Two weeks. Nope, he's dead.
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah ... ow. Oh, now I don't know math.
Hello Sally, h-hey its ___. Yeah, that's right, senior prom, yeah it's been a listen, um, I just found out that Im retarted and um, I'm just calling to let you know that
Buttscratcher! Buttscrather! Buttscratcher!
Hey Hogzilla, seen my hot wife?
Dammit! I'm missing Boy Meets World for this?
Paul... HAHAHAHA Paul.... Thats a persons name... haha.. a persons name.

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