| Headline | Real (R) or Fake (F) |
|---|
| Missippi's Literacy Program Shows Improvement | |
| American Customs Strenuous for Aliens | |
| Cost of Being Poor Rising | |
| Cow Attacks School Cook | |
| Old Man Yells at Cloud | |
| 'Kid Cuisine' Linked to Cancer, Experts Say | |
| Mary Poppins Is A Black Man | |
| Dumped Fish Remains Upset | |
| Dutch to Extend Free Heroin Hand-Outs to Addicts | |
| Mike Tyson to Purchase Van Gogh Ear for $6.7m in Auction | |
| Union Upset after 300 Employees Fired from Canon | |
| Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism | |
| Clown Suit No Laughing Matter | |
| Celibacy Could Make Priests Extinct | |
| Failure of New Medication Saddens Patients with Depression | |
| Heart Donor Recovers | |
| Deaf Man Thrilled to Hear of New Treatment | |
| Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals | |
| Rehab Center Cuts Prisoners in Half | |
| Mad Cow Talks | |
| Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children | |
| Homicide Victim Awarded Lifetime Supply of Gasoline | |
| Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped | |
| British Push Bottles Up German Rear | |
| Dog Indicted on Charges of Bestiality | |
| Yes, I'd Like To Be Castrated, Please | |
| Missippi's Literacy Program Shows Improvement | |
| American Customs Strenuous for Aliens | |
| Cost of Being Poor Rising | |
| Cow Attacks School Cook | |
| Old Man Yells at Cloud | |
| 'Kid Cuisine' Linked to Cancer, Experts Say | |
| Mary Poppins Is A Black Man | |
| Dumped Fish Remains Upset | |
| Dutch to Extend Free Heroin Hand-Outs to Addicts | |
| Mike Tyson to Purchase Van Gogh Ear for $6.7m in Auction | |
| Union Upset after 300 Employees Fired from Canon | |
| Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism | |
| Clown Suit No Laughing Matter | |
| Celibacy Could Make Priests Extinct | |
| Failure of New Medication Saddens Patients with Depression | |
| Heart Donor Recovers | |
| Deaf Man Thrilled to Hear of New Treatment | |
| Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals | |
| Rehab Center Cuts Prisoners in Half | |
| Mad Cow Talks | |
| Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children | |
| Homicide Victim Awarded Lifetime Supply of Gasoline | |
| Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped | |
| British Push Bottles Up German Rear | |
| Dog Indicted on Charges of Bestiality | |
| Yes, I'd Like To Be Castrated, Please | |
