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Because it's humiliating! A new amendment we vote on declaring that I'm equal under the law to a man? I am mortified to discover there's reason to believe I wasn't before. | |
One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits. | |
...because when I said that we weren't releasing any information whatsoever, I meant except his name, his address, his ethnicity, and what we think his motives are. | |
It's the inability to perform arithmetic functions...I'm sorry, Mr. President. You wanted to answer your own question, didn't you? | |
No, I did not. Let me be absolutely clear, I did not do that. Except, yes, I did that. | |
And I'm still scared to meet him, but I'll overcome that in order to erase the humiliation that I've brought upon myself and my father. | |
It's... wait... wait... no. Damn, my x-ray vision is failing me today. | |
You think a Communist never wrote an elegant phrase? How do you think they got everyone to be Communist? | |
You have enormous value to me. You have absolutely no value to Eastern Europe. | |
And remember you’re a blond, Republican girl and that nobody likes you. | |
You crazy lunatic, you think I'm not going to recognize Steffi Graf when she's serving a tennis ball at me? | |
The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy was come home at the end of the day. | |
I find these Cabinet meetings to be a fairly mind-numbing experience, but Leo assures me they are Constitutionally required | |
I would have countered that, but I already moved on to other things in my head. | |
I wasn't in the Situation Room that night, but I'll bet all the money in my pockets against all the money in your pockets that it was Leo. Who no one elected! | |
Okay, Mr. President, I say this with all possible respect, but each of these knives cut, you know, meat. Why is it important? | |
What percentage of things exploding have been anticipated? | |
The President of what, asked you to hire her for my office? | |
Can I have a couple of aspirin or a weapon of some kind to kill people with? | |
You think you get it wrong sometimes, you should come down here and see how the big boys do it. | |
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Your assistant, Margaret, is looking positively buxom. (Thank you. I'll tell her.) (Thank you!) Yes, well done! | |
'If your neighbor's house is on fire, you don't haggle over the price of your garden hose.' ... There are too many things in the world we can't do. Mexico's on fire. | |
He rode his bicycle into a tree, C.J. What do you want me to – 'The president, while riding a bicycle on his vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop.' | |
Well, not speaking in iambic pentameter might be a step in the right direction. | |
Well, it's a discussion for serious men. They say a statesman is a politician who's been dead for fifteen years. I'd like us to be statesmen while we're still alive. | |
You're a son-of-a-bitch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny? | |
The people I have met have been extraordinarily qualified. Their intent is good. Their commitment is true. They are righteous, and they are patriots. And I'm their lawyer. | |
There is no group of people this large in the world that can keep a secret. I find it comforting. It's how I know for sure that the government isnt covering up aliens in New Mexico | |
I flat-out guarantee you that if men were biologically responsible for procreation, there'd be paid family leave in every Fortune 500. | |
It's not that I don't know how to use it. It's just that I haven't learned yet. | |
We've got separation of powers, checks and balances, and Margaret vetoing things and sending them back to the Hill! | |
I'm a straight Republican from North Carolina. You don't think they hated me the first time around? | |
Because it doesn’t say that. In fact it doesn’t say that at all. The only way it says that is if you remove some words from it. | |
The President has asked Josh Lyman and Sam Seaborn to run these meetings so it's entirely possible that by week's end we'll have alienated Christians, China, and our own government | |
Once again you display an immaturity about vegetables that I think is not at all Presidential. | |
If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch. | |
If the whole bus goes off the record, will you tell us why you're going on the trip? | |
Nah. 'Act as if ye have faith and faith shall be given to you.' Put another way: 'Fake it until you make it.' | |
A thing the size of a garbage truck is gonna be in a two-thousand-mile-an-hour free fall and no one knows where it's gonna hit! | |
Toby, come quick, Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl. | |
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