Television Quiz / Sue Sylvester Quotes

Random Television Quiz

Can you name the glee episodes these sue sylvester quotes appeared in?

 Plays Quiz not verified by Sporcle

Forced Order
Score 0/64 Timer 15:00
QuoteEpisodeSpoken to
I'm not going to do this; even your breath smells of mediocrityWill
That was the most offensive thing i've seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of HairWill and Figgins
(subject of episode) belongs to me and I will not be copied: it's in my contractWill
Never let anything stop you from winningMiss Hitchens and Mr. Rumba
I just want one day where I am not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties!Spoken on Sue's Corner
I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits: that's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my officeQuinn, Santana, and Brittany
I was aroused, and then furiousRachel
So, you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay, it just means you're awful!Kurt
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know; I don't careWill and Figgins
I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's buttWill
You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded: that's hard!Cheerios
Your vocal chords have more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track teamMercedes
How do you two not have a show on Bravo?Mercedes and Kurt
I resent being told to hold onto anythingWill
You're dealling with children, they need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to themWill and Emma
I'm about to vomit down your backWill
I won't be burying any hatchets unless I get a clear shot at your groinWill
On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated so the gym is the only place with clean airTracy
Get out of my office, if you manage to squeeze through the doorway without your water breaking all over my new carpetQuinn
Your resentment is deliciousEmma
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weaknessTerri
I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview via satelliteWill, Emma, and Ken
QuoteEpisodeSpoken to
You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever taught, and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah PalinSantana and Brittany
Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting little, racist, animated Disney characters to pop out of it and start singing songs about livin' down on the bayou!Will
I lost my train of thought because you have so much margerine in your hairWill
I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouthWill
I told them to yank those tear ducts out of there: wasn't using themWill, Emma, and Ken
I don't trust a man with curly hair! I just can't help picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and i find it disgusting!Will
I will no longer be carrying photo i.d. Know why? People should know who I amMercedes and Kurt
Try not being homeless for once!Spoken on Sue's Corner
You think this is hard? I'm currently passing a gallstone as we speak: that's hard!Cheerios
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on a dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch Will
(This ones hard) One girl ate a pigeon, that's how badly they wanna be CheeriosMost likely Will ;)
I thought I smelled cookies baking in the ovens of the elves living in your hairWill
I want my full budget restored; I want a fog machineQuinn, Santana, and Brittany
Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make kids happy, and I can't have thatWill
From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named Aural IntensitySpoken to Regionals Crowd and Competitors
I've got a secret room upstairs, like LettermanBryan
You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and have them tell you they're going in a different direction, that was hard.Becky
It's as barren as me in hereWill
I'm going to make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my timeKurt
What would (subject of episode) do? Well the answer to that would be date a younger manCheerios
You have enough product in your hair to season a wokWill
I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality, but face it. I'm legend. It's happened.Will
QuoteEpisodeSpoken to
Somewhere on the English countryside in a stately manor home, (subject of episode) is weeping!Cheerios
Nobody quits the Cheerios: you either die or I kick you offMercedes
I'm about to projectile 'express yourself' all over your hushpuppiesWill
You sunk my battleship, Rod, and you sunk it hardRod
I like minorities so much, I'm, thinking of moving to California to become oneSpoken on Sue's Corner
Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester, you're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: HORROR!Will
I can't stand the site of kids getting emotional unless it's from physical exhaustionWill
My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lotMercedes and Kurt
Yes We Cane!Spoken on Sue's Corner
You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at.Will
Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itching, highly contagious talentWill
As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you!Will
You three are boring me now, I'm going to find something else to doWill, Emma, and Ken
What you call insanity, I call inspirationFiggins
I'm engorged with venom and triumphSantana and Brittany
God, it feels goog to finally pop that zit known as Will SchuesterSpoken in voiceover
I haven't had a solid meal since 1987Santana, Brittany, and Becky
I spend large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your facWill
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial, probably get off for justifiable homicideWill
I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at; especially in slow motionSpoken in voiceover

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments


Created Sep 8, 2010ReportNominate

Top Quizzes Today

Score Distribution

Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.

Report this User

Report this user for behavior that violates our Community Guidelines.