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I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits: that's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my officeQuinn, Santana, and Brittany
You three are boring me now, I'm going to find something else to doWill, Emma, and Ken
Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make kids happy, and I can't have thatWill
God, it feels goog to finally pop that zit known as Will SchuesterSpoken in voiceover
I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's buttWill
I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview via satelliteWill, Emma, and Ken
You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and have them tell you they're going in a different direction, that was hard.Becky
My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lotMercedes and Kurt
I'm not going to do this; even your breath smells of mediocrityWill
Your vocal chords have more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track teamMercedes
I was aroused, and then furiousRachel
You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever taught, and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah PalinSantana and Brittany
As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you!Will
So, you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay, it just means you're awful!Kurt
I lost my train of thought because you have so much margerine in your hairWill
I'm going to make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my timeKurt
You think this is hard? I'm currently passing a gallstone as we speak: that's hard!Cheerios
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial, probably get off for justifiable homicideWill
I thought I smelled cookies baking in the ovens of the elves living in your hairWill
I can't stand the site of kids getting emotional unless it's from physical exhaustionWill
Yes We Cane!Spoken on Sue's Corner
(subject of episode) belongs to me and I will not be copied: it's in my contractWill
QuoteEpisodeSpoken to
I haven't had a solid meal since 1987Santana, Brittany, and Becky
What you call insanity, I call inspirationFiggins
I like minorities so much, I'm, thinking of moving to California to become oneSpoken on Sue's Corner
I'm about to vomit down your backWill
How do you two not have a show on Bravo?Mercedes and Kurt
(This ones hard) One girl ate a pigeon, that's how badly they wanna be CheeriosMost likely Will ;)
You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at.Will
On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated so the gym is the only place with clean airTracy
Nobody quits the Cheerios: you either die or I kick you offMercedes
I've got a secret room upstairs, like LettermanBryan
I'm engorged with venom and triumphSantana and Brittany
I told them to yank those tear ducts out of there: wasn't using themWill, Emma, and Ken
It's as barren as me in hereWill
Somewhere on the English countryside in a stately manor home, (subject of episode) is weeping!Cheerios
Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting little, racist, animated Disney characters to pop out of it and start singing songs about livin' down on the bayou!Will
I spend large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your facWill
Never let anything stop you from winningMiss Hitchens and Mr. Rumba
I resent being told to hold onto anythingWill
I will no longer be carrying photo i.d. Know why? People should know who I amMercedes and Kurt
I don't trust a man with curly hair! I just can't help picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and i find it disgusting!Will
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weaknessTerri
That was the most offensive thing i've seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of HairWill and Figgins
QuoteEpisodeSpoken to
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on a dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch Will
You're dealling with children, they need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to themWill and Emma
What would (subject of episode) do? Well the answer to that would be date a younger manCheerios
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know; I don't careWill and Figgins
I'm about to projectile 'express yourself' all over your hushpuppiesWill
Try not being homeless for once!Spoken on Sue's Corner
I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at; especially in slow motionSpoken in voiceover
Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itching, highly contagious talentWill
You have enough product in your hair to season a wokWill
You sunk my battleship, Rod, and you sunk it hardRod
Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester, you're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: HORROR!Will
I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouthWill
I won't be burying any hatchets unless I get a clear shot at your groinWill
I want my full budget restored; I want a fog machineQuinn, Santana, and Brittany
Get out of my office, if you manage to squeeze through the doorway without your water breaking all over my new carpetQuinn
You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded: that's hard!Cheerios
I just want one day where I am not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties!Spoken on Sue's Corner
I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality, but face it. I'm legend. It's happened.Will
From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named Aural IntensitySpoken to Regionals Crowd and Competitors
Your resentment is deliciousEmma

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