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QuoteEpisodeSpoken to
Yes We Cane!Spoken on Sue's Corner
Get out of my office, if you manage to squeeze through the doorway without your water breaking all over my new carpetQuinn
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on a dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch Will
You think this is hard? I'm currently passing a gallstone as we speak: that's hard!Cheerios
God, it feels goog to finally pop that zit known as Will SchuesterSpoken in voiceover
I spend large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your facWill
How do you two not have a show on Bravo?Mercedes and Kurt
I don't trust a man with curly hair! I just can't help picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and i find it disgusting!Will
Your resentment is deliciousEmma
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weaknessTerri
Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting little, racist, animated Disney characters to pop out of it and start singing songs about livin' down on the bayou!Will
Never let anything stop you from winningMiss Hitchens and Mr. Rumba
Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make kids happy, and I can't have thatWill
I'm about to vomit down your backWill
You have enough product in your hair to season a wokWill
You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and have them tell you they're going in a different direction, that was hard.Becky
I'm going to make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my timeKurt
Somewhere on the English countryside in a stately manor home, (subject of episode) is weeping!Cheerios
Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester, you're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: HORROR!Will
I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality, but face it. I'm legend. It's happened.Will
I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's buttWill
(subject of episode) belongs to me and I will not be copied: it's in my contractWill
QuoteEpisodeSpoken to
I will no longer be carrying photo i.d. Know why? People should know who I amMercedes and Kurt
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know; I don't careWill and Figgins
What you call insanity, I call inspirationFiggins
I just want one day where I am not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties!Spoken on Sue's Corner
It's as barren as me in hereWill
I'm about to projectile 'express yourself' all over your hushpuppiesWill
Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itching, highly contagious talentWill
That was the most offensive thing i've seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of HairWill and Figgins
I thought I smelled cookies baking in the ovens of the elves living in your hairWill
What would (subject of episode) do? Well the answer to that would be date a younger manCheerios
I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview via satelliteWill, Emma, and Ken
I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouthWill
You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at.Will
(This ones hard) One girl ate a pigeon, that's how badly they wanna be CheeriosMost likely Will ;)
I haven't had a solid meal since 1987Santana, Brittany, and Becky
You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded: that's hard!Cheerios
As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you!Will
My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lotMercedes and Kurt
I lost my train of thought because you have so much margerine in your hairWill
Your vocal chords have more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track teamMercedes
I was aroused, and then furiousRachel
I resent being told to hold onto anythingWill
QuoteEpisodeSpoken to
On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated so the gym is the only place with clean airTracy
I'm not going to do this; even your breath smells of mediocrityWill
You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever taught, and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah PalinSantana and Brittany
Nobody quits the Cheerios: you either die or I kick you offMercedes
I told them to yank those tear ducts out of there: wasn't using themWill, Emma, and Ken
You sunk my battleship, Rod, and you sunk it hardRod
From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named Aural IntensitySpoken to Regionals Crowd and Competitors
You three are boring me now, I'm going to find something else to doWill, Emma, and Ken
Try not being homeless for once!Spoken on Sue's Corner
You're dealling with children, they need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to themWill and Emma
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial, probably get off for justifiable homicideWill
I like minorities so much, I'm, thinking of moving to California to become oneSpoken on Sue's Corner
I'm engorged with venom and triumphSantana and Brittany
I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits: that's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my officeQuinn, Santana, and Brittany
I can't stand the site of kids getting emotional unless it's from physical exhaustionWill
I want my full budget restored; I want a fog machineQuinn, Santana, and Brittany
I've got a secret room upstairs, like LettermanBryan
I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at; especially in slow motionSpoken in voiceover
I won't be burying any hatchets unless I get a clear shot at your groinWill
So, you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay, it just means you're awful!Kurt

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