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'Is it a crime to be illiterate?'
'I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.'
'I love your magazine. My favorite section is 'How to Increase Your Word Power'. That thing is really, really, really good.'
'I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.'
'Oh my God, Mr. Burns is dead! Why do the good have to die so young?'
'That was a big mistake, Bart. No children have ever crossed the Republican Party and lived to tell about it!'
'Eh, you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong.'
'Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?'
'People, people, let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault!'
'For decimating our pigeon population and for making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.'
'Even Bart was throwin' dough around. He paid me and Carl a thousand bucks to kiss each other!'
'Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends, went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft!'
'I'm singin' in the rain! Just singin' in the rain! What a glorious feeling -- argh! [collapses on the ground, as his overalls dissolve] It burns like a Glasgow bikini wax!'
'Aaaaah! What have you done?! My maguppies just became bazongas!'
'Cool. We could be Goth together. We'll go to the cemetery and summon the dark Lord by kissing and junk.'
'A B C D E F G. [long pause] How I wonder what you are!'
'So, I'm excavating this Mayan pyramid and I came across these coins and I was all like, 'Could you be any more pre-Columbian?'
'Actually, you can really keep costs down when you don't pay for materials, or labor, or permits or... land.'
'We always figured someday Mary would marry. That's why we called her 'Mary.' We name all our kids after what we thinks gonna happen to 'em. Ain't that right, Stabbed In Jail?'
'Oh, well ha ha, I'm a bit of a puzzlehead myself. They help me wind down after a day of dealing with SKINNER!!'
'What, you think just because I'm black I know all other black people?!'

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What Came First? II

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