Quote | Character |
All monkeys are French. You didn't know that? | |
No! We'll get a container of Ebola virus, and... um... or - it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says 'Ebola' on it, and... chase him. With... the box. | |
It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big. | |
Well, I-I go online sometimes, but… everyone's spelling is really bad. It's… depressing.. | |
Demons, ah. There's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us. | |
What kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men! | |
Um, I'm not sure. I mean... glad, but kinda weirded out? Which I get, you know. Lots of 'Dear Lords'. And I think I actually heard him clean his glasses. | |
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Yeah, it was sexy the way she touched me real hard with her fists. | |
I've been kissed before. I kiss all the time, not that I'm a kiss ****. Just with the lips and the pressing together and stuff, hey, expert here! | |
A vampire with a soul? How lame is that? | |
Timothy Dalton should win an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it! | |
Don't taunt the fear demon. | |
OK, the security system here is a guy named Rusty. | |
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