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But Marge, a gun is a tool.
Ooh!
Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield,
Now that just leaves little Maggie.
Have no fear, the Cosmic Fool is here,
Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep.
Milord, we Americans love queens, be they homecoming or dairy.
We've got it great here. And for the first time in my life I'm actually good at my job.
Oh, I miss my friends from drunk driving class.
But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
Hey, it's the first day of the month.
My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R,
I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary. You see, there are some crybabies out there - religious types, mostly
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart.
See, the great thing about animation
Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's.
Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it?
So I said, 'Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here.
'Dear Homer, I.O.U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer.'
Homer
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