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Ben Rumson: You was down at the rapids just now, bare beam and buck naked?
Pardner: Where I come from, Mr. Rumson, we're cautious of strangers who talk in an easy manner.
Miner: Hey, Ben! These men came all the way from Fiddler's Camp, just to see your wife.
Ben Rumson: You say something nice to her for me, Par... What the hell is your name anyway?
Horace Tabor: Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money.
Pardner: Ben, how's married life?
Mr. Fenty: No, sir, we did not make apple jack!
Ben Rumson: Where was her horse?
Ben Rumson: You show me in them commandments where it says a woman cain't have two husbands.
Ben Rumson: And where, HAHA, was your horse?
Mr. Fenty: Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor?
Steve Bull: IS... THEY... DEAD...?
Ben Rumson: What was the two of you doin' on the same horse?
Pardner: You're diggin' a hole.
Ben Rumson: You mean to tell me you ain't never had a woman neither?
Horton: Mr. Rumson, I swore I wouldn't tell anyone. I hope that means except my father and mother.
Mad Jack Duncan: I don't give a bloody damn how a man prays!
Pardner: What happens when you get in a fight?
Horace Tabor: Is it your proposal, Mr. Rumson, that we knock out the stage driver, steal a coach, and kidnap six women?
Horton: But I've never kept anything from them before.
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