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Can you name the celebrities being impersonated (...poorly) from South Park?

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Impersonated Celebrity QuoteCelebrityEpisode
'Oh, I want to take Mr. Biggles with me.'
'We're gonna sit here and protest with you until free downloadin' stop, hyeah!'
'The laser system guarding the diamond was replaced by an optical relay three days ago.'
'Jeez, what a little crybaby.' 'You gonna cry all day, crybaby?' 'You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.'
'Yup, it was some Puerto Rican guy, alright.'
'Kind of like pig droppings, but more man-bear like.'
'Ay! What the hell do yuh think you're doin'?! You walked right through my shot, mate! Do you know who I am?!'
'Don't screw girls in the public bathrooms?'
'He's right, boys. Slavery is illegal and immoral, partially in thanks to the North winning the Civil War.'
'Well, I mean, why are you letting them do this to your son. Don't you see that everyone's just laughing at him?'
'You can't just call somebody a fudge-packer and get away with it!'
'For so long I have waited to find the other triangle, and now I am so close. The Dawn of Zinthar is close at hand!'
'And so, Stephen, I'm making your book my official Book of the Month selection!'
'On my right is a a pissed off, white-trash redneck conservative, on my left is an aging hippie liberal douche.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee, from the planet Kashyyk, but Chewbacca *lives* on the planet Endor.'
Impersonated Celebrity QuoteCelebrityEpisode
'Mmmm, how about a little more of that good lovin', Chef?'
'Alright people, how many people has a copy. We must have-a practiced the … song for the performance tomorrow, please.'
' I'm a motherfuckin' lyrical wordsmith motherfuckin' genius!'
'You can't NOT like the Passion; I just followed the Bible. Christ died for you!'
'Yeah, you killed me. So where was I gonna go, Detroit?'
'Oh the... cute little bear's eyes are starting to glow red now... Uh hello there, little animals, do you happen to know how to huh? OW! AAAAAAAAAAA! '
' shouldn't think of things like that. This is the one time of year in which we all try to get along, no matter what we believe in.'
'Great, Snoo-Snoo. Listen, remember how we always talked about buying property in the mountains, so our kids could ski and ride horses?'
'No no, you don't say that part, Haghaghaghagha.'
'(Sigh)...Captain, this whole thing is ridiculous.'
'Your magic is old and outdated, Jesus! Just like you are.'
'Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music and not about purity rings.'
'If I find the **** who thinks she's taking my career from me, I'm gonna wring her pretty little neck.'
'If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come outta da closet, I'm gonna cap this bitch!'
'No, this is MY cake. No, you can't have any!'

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