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Can you name the Glee characters who said these quotes from season 2?

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'My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.'
'I love astronomy. Something about all that space makes my problems seem kind of small.'
'This room looks like the one on that space ship where I got probed.'
'I'm allergic to pansies. And I don't mean that as a swipe at either of you.'
'Do I look like a damn baby bird?!'
'Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent.'
'The blueberry flavor is the worst - especially if it gets down your pants. I looked like a creature out of Avatar down there when I got slushied.'
'All I want is a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it!!!'
'Come on, guys. There has to be a Journey song we haven't done yet!'
'How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like, a hundred miles apart.'
'I've had mono so many times, it turned into stereo.'
'Are those dog poop cookies?!'
'As rich as I find it that you've come crawling back, I'll have you know that not only do I have a duet partner, but our work relationship has blossomed into romance.'
'... are you playing Angry Birds?'
'What the hell is a shirred egg? Is that the same thing as a scrambled egg?'
'Dude, my permanent record has three volumes. I don't remember doing half of this stuff.'
'You sound like my court-appointed therapist.'
'Can I ask why you're dressed like David Bowie?'
'These costumes are causing some unmentionable chafing.'
'How sweet. You remembered the masculine click of my designer boots.'
'Give me some chocolate, or I will cut you.'
'Mr. Shue? First of all, that vest is very cute. You are all kinds of awesome.'
'I'm not a doctor, okay? I don't even like doctor TV shows. Unless it's one of those ones where people strap bombs to their chest - LOVE those.'
'Dude, that haircut makes your mouth look even bigger.'
'His name's Jeremiah. If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50% discount.'
'This is your shot, dude. If I was in love with a girl and I wasn't homeless, I'd totally go for it.'
'Sweet Jesus, who bought tickets to crazy town?'
'I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are gonna be bald by the time they're 30.'
'I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me, or I can't digest my food.'
'Celibacy, ladies! Dig it!!!'
'I told my mom I had the flu, and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair.'
'Excuse me. Do you know where a gal can find a pipn' hot cup of Will Schuester?'
'You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing. They see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it scream.'
'Oh, I know hickeys. I'm a freaking connoisseur. I can make them into different shapes, like balloon animals.'
'I can't be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities. They're gonna be able to see my... whole... business.'
'I'm not sitting in that guy's lap. Santas' laps are always really warm, and it's creepy.'
'Admit it - I'm handsome, I'm good looking, and I'm easy on the eyes. Also, I'm gorgeous.'
'I need to be wooed, you understand me? Wooed.'
'These things just... they never work out well. My sex tape with J.D. Salinger was a disaster.'
'I can't practice reality show judging without a camera. It's like practicing skiing without skis.'
'I just don't understand the difference between an egg with a baby chicken inside of it, and an egg with an egg in it.'

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