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Half-Jew is not a verb.
My real name is Michael Schwartz, which I changed because I'm ashamed of being Jewish.
You didn't know she was an ape when you had sex with her.
This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.
I feel I've opened up a whole new arena of experimentation which I call 'monkey torture'.
What the hell is a moon cheese baby?
Can't clowns and pirates just try to get along?
Hey, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and The Funny Bunch.
Astronauts are bad news I tell ya.
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years!
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I don't care about America, all I care about is sex and booze and pills. Damn this country and everyone in it.
I want to confess... that I want you to walk on hot coals like the Freak at the fair!
Yeah, humans rule! Dolphins suck it!
Isn't it about time your shoes made sounds like a piggy from the heel when you stepped down on 'm?
You pineapple! You fuzzy cootie!
You named my mother Ping-Pong?
I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I had sex with my girlfriend for 2 hours once.
They didn't even get the lyrics to 'Screwing Cats Doggie Style'!
We've been hit! Quickly, drop this potted plant on my foot and then bite my ass!
Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!

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