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You didn't know she was an ape when you had sex with her.
This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.
Can't clowns and pirates just try to get along?
You named my mother Ping-Pong?
What the hell is a moon cheese baby?
Astronauts are bad news I tell ya.
My real name is Michael Schwartz, which I changed because I'm ashamed of being Jewish.
I feel I've opened up a whole new arena of experimentation which I call 'monkey torture'.
Half-Jew is not a verb.
Hey, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and The Funny Bunch.
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years!
Yeah, humans rule! Dolphins suck it!
We've been hit! Quickly, drop this potted plant on my foot and then bite my ass!
You pineapple! You fuzzy cootie!
Isn't it about time your shoes made sounds like a piggy from the heel when you stepped down on 'm?
Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!
They didn't even get the lyrics to 'Screwing Cats Doggie Style'!
I want to confess... that I want you to walk on hot coals like the Freak at the fair!
I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I had sex with my girlfriend for 2 hours once.
I don't care about America, all I care about is sex and booze and pills. Damn this country and everyone in it.

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