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'I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the Sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it would change and then watch the hair come back up again.' | |
'Would it be all right with you if I just laid down in the street and died?' | |
'Hey, they're playing the elephant song.' | |
'His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so, God rest her soul, and, er, although she's, wait—your mom's still alive?' | |
'I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect.' | |
'Let’s do push-ups together, man, let’s run, let’s do whatever you want to do.' | |
'No, you haven't. You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.' | |
'I shouldn’t have been such a wise guy. I shouldn’t have been so cavalier.' | |
'She's a truly close personal friend... quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she's first rate, I mean that sincerely, she's first rate.' | |
'You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.' | |
'It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.' | |
'It's true. I had to give up everything but raisins, and the doctor says even those are killing me. Sweet, plump coffin nails they are.' | |
'You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people.' | |
'I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up though, pal. Thank you very, very much...You can tell I'm new.' | |
'I'm cold, and there are wolves after me.' | |
'I don't ride side-saddle. I'm as straight as a submarine' | |
'A stupid alcoholic hippo!' | |
'You two look good. Open casket good.' | |
'In 1957, I saw him turn turn the Secretary of Agriculture into the Secretary of the Interior. It was hell on their wives, but it sure brought down corn prices.' | |
'What can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?' | |
'It's true. I had to give up everything but raisins, and the doctor says even those are killing me. Sweet, plump coffin nails they are.' | |
'In a world of thirty-one flavors, we're the cup of water they rinse the scoops in.' | |
'You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people.' | |
'Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.' | |
'You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.' | |
'Would it be all right with you if I just laid down in the street and died?' | |
'Hey, they're playing the elephant song.' | |
'Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?' | |
'It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.' | |
'I'm cold, and there are wolves after me.' | |
'I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the Sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it would change and then watch the hair come back up again.' | |
'Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys.' | |
'No, you haven't. You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.' | |
'You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.' | |
'Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.' | |
'She's a truly close personal friend... quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she's first rate, I mean that sincerely, she's first rate.' | |
'We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created … by the - you know - you know the thing.' | |
'I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect.' | |
'I mean, you’ve got the first sort of mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean,' | |
'Let’s do push-ups together, man, let’s run, let’s do whatever you want to do.' | |
'I shouldn’t have been such a wise guy. I shouldn’t have been so cavalier.' | |
'150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability.' | |
'His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so, God rest her soul, and, er, although she's, wait—your mom's still alive?' | |
'I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up though, pal. Thank you very, very much...You can tell I'm new.' | |
'When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed.' | |
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