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“Life is much too important a thing ever to ____ seriously about it. ”− Oscar Wilde
“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the ____.”− Buddha
“My cooking is so bad my kids thought ____ was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.”− Phyllis Diller
“The world is a book, and those who do not ____ read only a page.”− Saint Augustine
“Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a ____.”− Robert Half
“I find ____ very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”− Groucho Marx
“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a ____.”− Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Lost ____ is never found again.”− Benjamin Franklin
“Knowledge is knowing a ____ is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”− Miles Kington
“If it's a penny for your ____ and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”− Steven Wright
“If you're gonna be ____ at least make one of them pretty.”− Marilyn Monroe
“Telling a ____ the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.”− Arnold H. Glasow
“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a ____.”− Dr. Seuss
“A woman is like a ____; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”− Eleanor Roosevelt
“A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp ____ is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.”− Washington Irving
“If the facts don't fit the ____, change the facts.”− Albert Einstein
“A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the ____.”− Caskie Stinnett
“It is my contention that Aesop was writing for the ____ market. Hares have no time to read.”− Anita Brookner
“I generally avoid ____ unless I can't resist it.”− Mae West
“People who read the ____ deserve to be lied to.”− Jerry Seinfeld
“A ____ is everyone who does not agree with me.”− George III
“The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere... and let the air out of the ____.”− Dorothy Parker
“Those who believe in ____, raise my hand.”− Kurt Vonnegut
“____: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.”− Oliver Herford
“The depressing thing about ____ is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”− Mitch Hedberg
“I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new ____!”− Woody Allen
“Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest ____.”− J.K. Rowling
“The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming ____.”− David Lee Roth
