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/ Advent Puzzle Dec 3: Cheesy Christmas Crackers
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Can you pick the correct punchlines to these cheesy Christmas cracker jokes?*
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*This is the 3rd quiz in the Sporcle Advent Calendar. The answers to this quiz contain a clue to a Christmas-related phrase. Enter that phrase in the Dec 3 box of the Advent Calendar linked below.
Advent Puzzle Dec 2: Clickable Word Search
⊱≣ Cracker #1 ≣⊰
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
⊱≣ Cracker #2 ≣⊰
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
⊱≣ Cracker #3 ≣⊰
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
⊱≣ Cracker #4 ≣⊰
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time?
⊱≣ Cracker #5 ≣⊰
What are courteous, frozen and go, 'Drip! Drip!?
⊱≣ Cracker #6 ≣⊰
Why does Santa have three gardens?
⊱≣ Cracker #7 ≣⊰
What genre of music do Santa's elves like best?
⊱≣ Cracker #8 ≣⊰
What do you give a reindeer with an upset stomach?
⊱≣ Cracker #9 ≣⊰
Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
⊱≣ Cracker #10 ≣⊰
Why does the alphabet get shorter around Christmas time?
⊱≣ Cracker #11 ≣⊰
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
⊱≣ Cracker #12 ≣⊰
What does Tarzan sing while carolling?
⊱≣ Cracker #13 ≣⊰
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
⊱≣ Cracker #14 ≣⊰
What do you call a bunch of chess grandmasters bragging in a hotel lobby?
⊱≣ Cracker #15 ≣⊰
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
⊱≣ Cracker #16 ≣⊰
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
⊱≣ Cracker #17 ≣⊰
What do you call a gift wrapper with a bow and arrows?
⊱≣ Cracker #18 ≣⊰
What is the most common Christmas carol in the desert?
⊱≣ Cracker #19 ≣⊰
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
⊱≣ Cracker #20 ≣⊰
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
⊱≣ Cracker #21 ≣⊰
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
⊱≣ Cracker #22 ≣⊰
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
⊱≣ Cracker #23 ≣⊰
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
⊱≣ Cracker #24 ≣⊰
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes 'ribbit! ribbit!'?
⊱≣ Cracker #25 ≣⊰
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
⊱≣ Cracker #26 ≣⊰
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
⊱≣ Cracker #27 ≣⊰
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
⊱≣ Cracker #28 ≣⊰
How do you know if Santa Claus has entered a room?
⊱≣ Cracker #29 ≣⊰
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
⊱≣ Cracker #30 ≣⊰
Why is it so cold during Christmas?
⊱≣ Cracker #31 ≣⊰
What kind of insect hates Christmas?
⊱≣ Cracker #32 ≣⊰
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
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