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A day when all are considered enemies of Elvis
A day when all canines must be tied up
A day when all clockwork toys must be put in motion
A day when darkly coloured shoes of the Dutch variety must be worn
A day when certain circus employees must be given a damn good thrashing
A day when one unlucky soul is thrown into the marshes as a sacrifice to the Gods
A day when all urban areas must be shrouded in mist
A day when all people must make noises of a pig-based variety
A day when all people must be surprised when someone kisses them passionately
A day when ye be needing to finish up yer drink, Jim lad
A day when all people must look disapprovingly at lilypad-dwellers
A day when all people must appoint a cat as King (or Queen) to rule over them