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'Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.'
'Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.'
'I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live'
'Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancée, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.'
'Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot'
'I think Mr. Schuester is using irony to enhance the performance.'
'I'm living in a cocoon of horror. Yesterday I ate nine cans of aerosol whip cream.'
'Those skirts are crunchy toast! Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could see her ovaries.'
'Do you have any NyQuil? I could use a pick-me-up.'
'I've never told you this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense'
'I'm just making it sound worse than it is to make him feel guilty, and then you have him by the balls for the rest of his life.'
'We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.'
'I'm an alcoholic and I like pills. I hear that's your type. Let's go in the closet and pork!'
'I didn't wear a bra and I had them turn off the air conditioning.'
'We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.'
'I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams.'
'My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.'
'It's all the teasing and not about the pleasing!'
'Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.'
'I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.'
'She was like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.'
'You can't feed a child sheet music, Will. I suppose you could, but they'd be dead in a month.'

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