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'Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.'
'We plan on smacking them down like the hand of God.'
'You don't think people whisper about me in the lunchrooms or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls?'
'Sex is not dating.'
'No, it's never over. I don't care what anybody says. Some things are worth fighting for.'
'We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.'
'I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism'
'Can you do that with a game on the line, and ten gorillas bearing down on you wanting nothing more than to taste your sweet virgin blood?'
'Sue, you're an impressive woman. I can't tell you how much you turn me on. right now, You ever heard of the term 'anger sex'?'
'So, here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy elderly mother. Euthanize it!'
'It's happening... again. It always starts with a novelty gift.'
'I like to give impromptu concerts for the homeless. It's so important to give back.'
'Chicks don't have prostates. I looked it up'
'The more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.'
'Thanks, but I already have a date to the prom. But I'm flattered, I know how important dances are to teen gays.'
'Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon out of her boyhowdy in five months. She doesn't need nice, she needs dolomite!'
'You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.'
'I need those parents happy! They found out we've been serving the children prison food.'
'Well, you sing like a girl. You a good way.'
'You are so lucky. You've always been at home in your body. Don't let Ms. Sylvester take that away from you. '
'I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.'
'I want a look so optimistic it could cure cancer.'
'The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna, like, wrote a song about it'
'Brunettes have no place in show business.'
' You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special-- it made me special. I just can't believ

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