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We could all have been killed — or worse,
Malfoy's got detention!
I've learned all the course books by heart of course.
Oh, honestly,
Books! And cleverness!
Honestly, am I the only person
Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron,
Excuse me, I don't like people
Twitchy little ferret,
Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon
You've got just as much right as wizards
Ron...you are the most insensitive wart
The Grim's not an omen,
Harry caught the fish and
I’m hunted quite as much as any goblin or elf, Griphook!
McLaggen makes Grawp
If being good at Divination means I have to pretend to see death omens in a lump of tea leaves,
It's S-P-E-W. Stands for
Well, honestly... ‘the fates have informed her’... who sets the exam? She does!
You do realize that your sheets are changed, your fires lit, your classrooms cleaned, and your food cooked
Oh I see, so basically, you’re going to take the best-looking girl who’ll have you,
I’ll plan his lessons for him if I have to.
That foul, lying,
One day, you’ll read Hogwarts, A History,
So the Daily Prophet exists
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