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Title Country % Correct
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyIreland
59.5%
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Iceland
58.8%
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818Chile
58.3%
So Sorry for Getting NukedJapan
57.1%
Neutral....Too NeutralSwitzerland
56.3%
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunityArgentina
56.1%
For the United States, See Pages 9-22Canada
55.7%
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaSpain
55.3%
True Rasta No Develop CountryJamaica
54.2%
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoRepublic of Congo
53.8%
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Germany
53.8%
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffBelgium
53.5%
The Land of OpportunismUnited States of America
53.1%
The Catholic DisneylandVatican City
52.4%
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereKyrgyzstan
52.3%
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeIran
50.9%
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestBrazil
50.4%
A Human Assembly LineChina
49.9%
All is ForbiddenSaudi Arabia
49.2%
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirPakistan
48.9%
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsKenya
48.1%
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemTurkey
48.1%
The Empty Promised LandIsrael
47.6%
As seen on Animal PlanetAustralia
47%
South Africa's South AfricaLesotho
46.5%
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesPeru
45.7%
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteThailand
45.6%
It's a Winter Wonderland!Finland
45.2%
2,500 Years Past its PrimeGreece
45%
They Had it ComingIraq
44.5%
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysMexico
44.4%
Ruled By LemursMadagascar
43.6%
Still Searching For IndiaPortugal
43.1%
Right on the EquatorishEquatorial Guinea
42.3%
Title Country % Correct
Where Everything is LegalNetherlands
41.2%
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesSweden
39.7%
The Bridebasket of EuropeUkraine
39.7%
South America's MiddlemanColombia
39.3%
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemPanama
38.1%
Escaping the American DreamLiberia
37.5%
One Nation Above GodFrance
37%
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....New Zealand
36.2%
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsCambodia
35.4%
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaIndia
34.8%
Living High Off the LandBolivia
34.2%
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodDominican Republic
33.8%
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Serbia
33.8%
Badly in Need of a SaviorEl Salvador
33.5%
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryMongolia
31.2%
The Haiti of EuropeAlbania
30.7%
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Central African Republic
30.6%
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeNorway
30.6%
Living Fat Off the LandSamoa
30.5%
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseMauritius
30.2%
What are You Looking at?Italy
28.5%
The Distended Belly of AfricaEthiopia
27.9%
$&#* EveryoneVenezuela
27.4%
Allah's Cat BoxAfghanistan
26.9%
Plight of the Living DeadHaiti
26.8%
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherMonaco
26.8%
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfBahamas
26.1%
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedNigeria
25.1%
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyUK
24.9%
Inhabitable by 2307Belarus
24.8%
Terrorism's Farm TeamAlgeria
24.4%
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotRwanda
24.2%
Partners in War CrimeBosnia and Herzegovina
23.8%
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsSwaziland
23.8%
Title Country % Correct
The Outlet Mall of EuropeAndorra
22.9%
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadPoland
22.8%
A Neighbor You Can Bank onLiechtenstein
22.4%
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtDemocratic Republic of Congo
22.3%
Where People Go To Say They've BeenCzech Republic
21.5%
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleDjibouti
21.4%
A Bad NeighborhoodSouth Africa
20.9%
God's Practical JokeBangladesh
20.2%
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationSomalia
19.8%
A Money-Rich NationBrunei
19.6%
Properties Available, Inquire TodayCosta Rica
19.5%
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereMali
19.4%
Free Admission on SundaysEgypt
19.1%
Willing to Relocate for WorkPhilippines
18.9%
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAngola
18.7%
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipMontenegro
18.7%
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsZimbabwe
18.3%
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfCyprus
17.9%
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesChad
17.6%
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisBhutan
17.5%
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsBulgaria
17.4%
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideGhana
17.4%
The Completist's GenocideBurundi
16.5%
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryCroatia
16.1%
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Benin
13.6%
Earth's CrawlspaceNepal
13.6%
You'll Only Find it on a MapCameroon
13.3%
You Will Be Shot on SightMyanmar
12.8%
Definitely Possibly a CountrySeychelles
12.3%
Demoted to the Fourth WorldCape Verde
11.9%
Keep Your Chin Up!Guinea-Bissau
11.7%
No Child Left AliveUganda
10.2%

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