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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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TitleCountryContinent
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
TitleCountryContinent
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
God's Practical JokeAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
One Nation Above GodEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Partners in War CrimeEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
TitleCountryContinent
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania

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