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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
They Had it ComingMiddle East
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe

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