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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
A Money-Rich NationAsia
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa

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