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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
One Nation Above GodEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
No Child Left AliveAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America

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