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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Living High Off the LandSouth America
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica

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