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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
What are You Looking at?Europe
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Partners in War CrimeEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Money-Rich NationAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America

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