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QUIZ: Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
God's Practical JokeAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East

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