Geography Quiz / The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

Random Geography Quiz

Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

Forced Order
Score 0/100 Timer 13:00
Living High Off the LandSouth America
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
One Nation Above GodEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Join for Free
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments


Top Quizzes Today

Score Distribution

Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.

Report this User

Report this user for behavior that violates our Community Guidelines.