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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
They Had it ComingMiddle East
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
God's Practical JokeAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
One Nation Above GodEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East

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