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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
What are You Looking at?Europe
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
One Nation Above GodEurope
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
God's Practical JokeAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania

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