Tell me a story where everything works out in the end for the evil witch.
Look, Dale, you know... I know I like to fool around at work, right? And I might even, you know, I might even cross the line a bit. But the last thing I wanna do is-is make you un
I love Kung Fu!
I'm liberating you
If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.
Look, all I know is The Tone Rangers they needed some place to rehearse so I very clearly told Richard stay in my room, which you explained to me was my space to do with what I wan
You know that everything happens for a reason.
Hi guys, alright, say hello to Colleen!
All right, I shouldn't have run away, you just caught me off guard. And the truth is, I think I might need your advice on something.
He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
I just need you to stop being nice to me unless you're gonna marry me.
Would you please not Wally this into a situation worse than it already is.
So what do you do when it rains?
You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
She looks like a million bucks.
Enjoy; it's good stuff. Learn something.
I'm a... maid. What?
I saw in your eyes that you hate the world. I hate it, too.
You're kinda funny, aren't you?
I wrote you a Haiku. Do you wanna hear it?
Can I say something? And, and this comes from a place of total humility. With the acknowledgment that my life is a day-by-day experiment in... really bad decisions. But, er... you'
I don't know, Sam. It just feels wrong, you know? It just feels really, really wrong.
Dad, this book doesn't even have a cover.
I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?
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