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Can you name the people who said these lines on 30 Rock?

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So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.
That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.
Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It's time for a change, America.
We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.
Sir, a Mr. Adouche is on the phone? I. M. Adouche.
I don’t know. He’s kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don’t try to stab me.
...most African Americans don't understand that diabetes is caused by sleeping on your back.
Dude! I’m exhausted. I stayed up all night watching a Designing Women marathon.
You know there are 17 million rats per person in Manhattan. You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?
Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar.
Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today?
Oh, I'd like nothing better. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See every human is different.
It's just G now, Jack, I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now.
I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
No, that doesn't make any sence. It's got to be 'Oral Germ ****'.
Please don't make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there.
Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?
It's like a roller coaster ride of emotion in here.
A whale is in trouble! I have to go.
Here's a tip, Cerie. Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator. You just released enough hydrofluorocarbons to kill a penguin. [pulls out a picture] This penguin!

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