What did the mother bullet say to the father bullet?
A police recruit was asked during the exam, ''What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'' He answered...
When my mom has a headache, she takes two aspirins and follows the directions on the bottle:
Why is my computer so smart?
Daughter: ''Mom, what's it like having the greatest daughter in the world?'' Mom:...
A mom knows that marriage is a fairy tale in reverse. She starts out in a beautiful gown and ends up...
Dave is showing his younger brother the bathroom scale. He says, ''Whatever you do, don't step on it.'' ''Why not?'' asks the younger brother. Dave answers,...
Mom 1: How do you get your son out of bed in the morning? Mom 2: I just put the cat on the bed. Mom 1: How does that help? Mom 2:
HUSBAND: Want to go on a romantic date for Mother's Day? WIFE:...
I told my kids that for Mother’s Day, I wanted to be pampered.
Sunday School Teacher: Scott, do you pray before eating? Scott: I don't have to....
Son: Mom, I don't want to go to school. The kids and the teachers hate me. Mom: Son, you have to go!
I asked my wife what she wanted for Mother's Day. She said to take the kids...
Why do kangaroo moms hate rainy days?
'Mother's Day' is currently trending on Twitter, a social network where everyone is...
Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to...
Mom told her friend that she and dad had finished child proofing the house, but...
For Mother's Day I got my mom a case of Bud Lite.
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